Friday, May 29, 2009

If there's ever a run on jackboots, let me know.
I'm everywhere right now, and it is fun!
It's so hot my sweat is sweating
It's like a sandstorm in my eye!
...you won't mind if I remove that dog hair from your butt...
joining this growing chorus just seemed like the right thing to do.
Half of his family blew up.
Tell her I sent you. She will laugh.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Thank God I'm not a screamer!
I'm trying not to have this opinion.
I like your poetic wax
There was a squirrel I never got to meet.
Everything I've heard about him is that he's loony toons
I'm appropriate because my pants are falling off.
I have input!
Keith is our guru.
In my dreams I wake up and everybody's dead.
She's having a tea party with people who aren't there.
Yeah -- did he ever die?
We have some weird people.
Keith's case load has the dwindles.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Thursday, May 21, 2009

The musk was natural
Battling maturity for years.
They're all worried about the book
She was like a puddle in the middle of the bed.
We lotion him really good
Jeanette's had a bit of a bounce back
Do the mental gymnastics
She's a GOOD eater!
Just please don't let it hurt, that's all I ask...
When you eat right, they float to the top.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Revoking as I type.
I don't want to see this man go backwards.
My therapist fired me.
I've got a lot of issues.
I don't know anything.
She's a short, square lady.
Isabel, speak!
OK then, I'll just gather up my pan and leave!
I don't have an upper arm.
Stay tuned on that one
I've been meeting with her weakly
Now we can go back to the alphabet!
There are a couple things I wrote "What is this?" on
If you leave it long in back, you could have a mo-mullet.
I've been seduced by his whatever.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Your popup got in my way.
If a moose falls out of the sky and no one is there to see it, is it still a moose?
If you see the trachea beginning to deviate, that's really bad.
You just got passed by a toaster.
It's this really floppy, disgusting thing.
Little grapes have more surface area than a couple floppy balloons
In the center is the brain storm
They squirted rubber into a dead person's lungs

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Stupid people get into Harvard all the time
Just for the record, we are in a full moon cycle in case you're wondering where the craziness is coming from.
More of a last hurrah than a true rally
Jose just came home. I'm leaving.
You can have the stuff that's still mooin'!
I don't do raw meat.
...In case it matters, I am part of the choir and will be singing.
I thought his voice was legible.
So, shall I take you out?
I haven't seen him since the last time I saw him.
If you have any pulmonary issues that you would like me to address, please let me know by this weekend.
I'm not a handyman, I just like to carry tools around.
I am activating my memory.
a lot of people have a bar
No, no problems, no pain, no face, I don't know...
Does YOUR yogurt help with bowels?
She's a type 4A personality on coffee.
Aaaahhhh, I love empanadas!
What's got her knickers in a knot?
Don't freak me out, it's too early in the morning
I'm coordinating child care now, so back off.
This is my "Damned if I do, damned if I don't" day:

So I'm truly damned.
You have to be really quick on the draw to get those beeps.
Feel free to sync at anytime.