Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Employees should not be using organizational resources to solicit staff......
I just use the old fashioned thing my mother used to use.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

The man who decorated his home all in shades of beige opened his door and said, "I don't allow any brown tones in here".

Friday, September 26, 2008

Thursday, September 25, 2008

calendar a 30 to 60 minute block of time each week to review dead pts
Thanks, I agree - with both the wincing and the sighing.
Let's go over the itinerary
I get to have the fleas now.
She wants the guy on TV to do her funeral.
She's got a "thing" for Dunkin' Donuts.
She's odd but confident.
Do you have, like a, gabardine suit?
She's a two person everything.
We need to give some people latty-tood
She died confidently.
Let's go around the room
Much of what we are doing is not our problem.
You sound like a sleepy Popeye.
You're green, I'm green.
I wanted a catheter bag!
Doing deals and surviving.
It's not what you don't know that hurts you: it's what you think you know which isn't true.
He said we're going to do whatever is legal.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

It took me 60 years to get here. I'm from Scotland.
discharged from hopeful journey
Where your girl at, man?
Usually I'm OK, but sometimes I just have to tuck it in.
It's almost winter; time for armpits.
I carry a dress in my trunk and call myself a nurse.
I was grandfathered in.
Coordinate our bodies into the same spot
May be maintained electronically.
We'll do quality in December and January.
I haven't been doing squat for years.
Be free of abuse.
I don't need to sit, I just need to plug.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Pie is not a good way to deal with stress.
You'd have to be pretty hard-up to suck it out of the coffee grounds!
We need to check her out when we get there.
I have not seen this flaccid state.
Death. Yes or no?
I'm probably in a fugue state right now.
Refresh my memory for dementia...
Thursday's are great days for t-shirts!
I am Joe Blow and your wife is at the store every ten minutes.
If you can't remember we'll say "no".
His face is like my orange juice.
He hops in that shower.
His legs are as yellow as a Post-It™
He's got orange juice with a Cola chaser.
I was torn between the Elvis guy and that other singer-guy
What, exactly, is
a "fiddle stick"?
We bark.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Friday, September 12, 2008

Thursday, September 11, 2008

My whole left leg is
all goose-pimply!
He must have had sleeping Tourette's.
The Holy Grail was the Sol Duc water bottle.
This whole smore thing must be gender specific.
I love the dead zone!
Everybody here must be named Scott!
Defies rationality.
Road rage is just not a pretty thing.
The reason people don't die is that they keep eating!
I have doughnuts!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Monday, September 8, 2008

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
There are dead mice living under there.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Friday, September 5, 2008

You'll just have to buck up and eat zucchini!
Biker t-shirt:

Phantom was breathtaking. The music literally gave me goosebumps!
Deep plum is the new red
(You know)
Be brief with me, or it's all over!
I love stinky cheese!
The Blood People are there now?

OK, I'll let her know
As she said, "He painted the room with poop"
That got the old belly moving!
Whew.....stop the eerie music.
Stop the eerie music

Thursday, September 4, 2008

I think we should have a gold BRA trophy.
Let's just lunch in Dallas.
She is demented and is not confident.
I think it's all in the approach
Everybody is fairly to not
He doesn't have a neck anymore.
Not talked about!
It was over her underwear.
She's been obsessed with her bowels since day one.
They said she's getting it at bedtime
She's pretty teeny.
Diann, 108
They took her away from me
I love when people are blunt
She has ascites.

I'm sorry.
I've laid eyes on her
We did a weird shampoo job.
I'm staying casual with you
Not-fresh cigarette smoke;
I'm pretty OK with that
If you're not Catholic they won't let you in
An angel tied her shoe.
It does what I say or I just ignore it.