Tuesday, September 29, 2009

These thongs are no good.
In heaven nobody goes postal.
I didn't realize olives smelled so good when they're wet
First it tastes like cherry,
then it tastes like nasty!
Oh wow -- I can't believe my face!
I'll just hold this out and wave it around for a few minutes
That'd be great, 'cause I just think flatter would be better
Let's just stay here until somebody turns green!
...'cause heat rises,
and it's risen!
..and if we walk by a waffle, let's buy one!
I think I'd be a little happier if I was Jesus
...we'll just eat bites of toast...

Friday, September 25, 2009

The only furniture I want to hit are the jewelry counters!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

I'm not a household name in my OWN household.
He died, but he was clean.
The family wants her dead; or up and going.
If she acts weird when you go there, make sure she's eating.
I am not a beautician or a magician!
He over-Bibled me.
Her hair could use some work.
My electronic hand is on your shoulder.
It wasn't possible to do her over the phone.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

It smells like the state fair except when the toilets are dirty.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

If Bill O'Reilly hates me, I must be doing something right.
Stu Rasmussen, Mayor of Silverton, OR
It appears pt plan to die this weekend, funeral plans made.
Just give him a waffle iron and tell him to read it.
That's a long time to be in prison for hitting a man with a hat.
They have a really big tv in a really little house.
I saw her yesterday for a good long bit.
I don't want you to touch my legs.
I just about loaded my drawers when I was there.
He's stiff as a board but he stuck his tongue out at me.
So it's kinda the anti-viagra thing.
The last time I saw her, she was 12 months pregnant with a litter.
The baths are becoming more and more bizarre.
Everything was movin' and shakin' so fast!
Her legs are like spaghetti noodles.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

I will send you the outcome of your thoughts.
We should piggyback early next week

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Friday, September 4, 2009