Saturday, July 31, 2010

Friday, July 30, 2010

Wait -- you don't have your ovaries anymore, right? Good, OK!
You're just being obstinant. Bless your heart.
It's natural to for us to deal with our own emptiness by trying to get
others around us to change.

That doesn't make it right, though...

When gum goes, it goes.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Now THAT is a yurt of a different fabric!
Gotta take care of your teeth
She's as big as a woodchuck.
We didn't refer her to anyone...
It's better if I stay on the meds....or eat some marshmallows.
I might as well look at the notes I left for myself.
I think I took Dory out.
Everybody smokes.....even the dog smokes.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Trying to reason with an addict is like trying to blow out a lightbulb
I just looked because I thought I was crazy.

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Monday, July 5, 2010

The first person who calls him a woman will be welcomed to a warm helping of snow shovel.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Thursday, July 1, 2010