Starters

Here is a list of t-shirt ideas that we've collected so far.

The Internet: It's a bunch of links to information. That's all it is.

...and then the snicker escaped

Life is a never-ending mosaic of bodily functions

My water is now finished

I still care about the W

I've been dudeing all day

OK. But no spanking

Time to start that business

OOOooooo. ALL CAPS dude wins!

Drink coffee: do stupid things with more energy

Watch the bowels carefully

I'm only halfway through my water

I'm channeling Jar Jar Binks

My last name starts with "D"

Undo the bowels