I am the heroine
I used to be the marijuanae
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Sometimes poignant, sometimes funny. Mostly just dang random.
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Over time, this has been abbreviated to "Dude! T-Shirt!" Thus, the name of our blog.
We don't expect you will always agree with us about how great a t-shirt some of these comments might make, but we do hope you'll enjoy reading them as much as we have enjoyed coming up with them.
We have no idea how many t-shirts we'll come up with over time -- but feel free to use these ideas to make your own t-shirt. Bonus points if you make a bunch of money selling t-shirts and send us a free one!
Thanks for reading,
~ The Dude! T-Shirt! team
(& coworkers in the healthcare field) who, in the course of our daily conversations, would often hear something and then respond:
be a great t-shirt!".
Over time, this has been abbreviated to "Dude! T-Shirt!" Thus, the name of our blog.
We don't expect you will always agree with us about how great a t-shirt some of these comments might make, but we do hope you'll enjoy reading them as much as we have enjoyed coming up with them.
We have no idea how many t-shirts we'll come up with over time -- but feel free to use these ideas to make your own t-shirt. Bonus points if you make a bunch of money selling t-shirts and send us a free one!
Thanks for reading,
~ The Dude! T-Shirt! team
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- my brain is still on vacation
- We're a whole state full of stoners.
- She didn't like Barney, so she spit him out.
- If she goes to the hospital, we watch her teeth.
- I'm coupon challenged.
- Just consider me your adhesive homey!
- Oh rats!....Ed's dead.
- I will make homemade potato salad.
- If you're not at the table, you're on the menu.
- There will be bitching.
- Remember when you did?
- He talked really high.
- Was he all commando, still?
- Maybe he's under the polar ice cap.
- She had two daughters One was a strange...
- I don't want to be around when you've "had it".
- He died, man -- whattaya want?
- I think Keith is getting "jiggy wit' it"
- She seems to enjoy that, 'cause she does sweat a l...
- She's no bigger than a minute
- If you ever meet Joe, say hello.
- She was tisketing when I first got there.
- My pierogi is leaking.
- Linda told me I have to die on my own time.
- I was crying because you guys are crazy
- I haven't used a payphone in so long it's like lea...
- I want spandex pants!!
- I can bring a horse whip.
- I don't need to watch a puppet show.
- My day is full now!
- You made me use the sputum word
- I will bring a stuffed dog.
- Everybody wants to go somewhere
- Would you like me to read these funny words?
- You'll get your vacation in a minute.
- Do you want me to read these funky little words?
- I need a stoma gasket for my little friend.
- I will bring a scepter
- Well, it's not workin'. You got any wine?
- I'll ski right on over
- I'd like to sit on that PIT.
- Don't tell me anything you need to tell me.
- I'm just popular
- I'm all for "more of the same" only more!
- Save me a veggie!!!
- Front: Veni, vidi, vici Back: Translation: Go...
- The ear man is coming at 1100.
- I just talked about using cornstarch like a power
- How fast would you drop a box of dead gerbils?
- Whoa! You're going to give me a tic!
- We're having a talkabout
- I LOVE FOSTER HOMES!!! (grumble grumble)
- We don't need the details
- Every supervisor has a supervisor.
- Don't wear your frock coat when you go.
- She's basically a yes or no person
- He looks NOTHING like Mother Theresa
- I don't think she has enough potpourri
- We have the technology. We just don't know what to...
- Growing chest hair is on my "to do" list.
- Throw in rum if you're wanting to relax. mmmmm.
- I'm clear, you're clear, we're all clear.
- You don't have to look at me if it hurts you...
- the little half bodies on the floor are not real
- Are you sure someone isn't peeing on your head?
- Yeah, she kind of grew on you in a crusty sort of way
- I will try to speak in bullet points this week.
- He was drunk but his name is listed.
- Jessica is beefing up her visits.
- He's a Democrat. He used to be a Veteranarian.
- Monday is honorary bubble day.
- Tattoos for gas.
- Going to jail has never been on my list of things ...
- I'm still Jim
- I'm familiar with BART
- I just wanted you to know: The dominoes are at my...
- I called her name and she aroused.
- Eeew on the mental toe painting picture!!!
- There was no change in the "hidden magic spot"
- I can find myself down.
- I'm not there yet.
- I wish I understood the technology, but.
- Neti Pot = Nose Enema
- I have extra munchkins if they are needed!
- I woke up lost in the land of Oz.
- I am the heroine I used to be the marijuanae
- This is for you.
- I am the flying monkey
- In my HEART I be googlin'.
- We can't do a dressing change without a lot of Fol...
- What about Curly?
- I just got a turkey and a goat.I'm going to cry.
- I'm trying to save you from bitchhood.
- I must be dying -- *you're* here
- Bedpan delivered. All is well with the universe.
- You're still bunking!
- Not everyone understands irony, it turns out...
- I know *I'm* getting excited!
- Hands were purple last night, otherwise OK.
- I don't know a millibar from a millipede.
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