Employees should not be using organizational resources to solicit staff......

I just use the old fashioned thing my mother used to use.

I'll bring an oar, just in case.

He's like Lex Luthor, except he isn't bald and doesn't hate Superman.

If you're going to cough and hack, you shouldn't see people.

HE PASTED AWAY.
DO NOT NOTIFY ANYONE.

The man who decorated his home all in shades of beige opened his door and said, "I don't allow any brown tones in here".

You gave her a poofie!

I'm gonna wash my bottle.

Do you wanna wash your bottle?

As a teenager I was a keen dinghy sailer.

That pretty much makes me the ruler of all things!

When I want sweet I always go for ketchup.

calendar a 30 to 60 minute block of time each week to review dead pts

Thanks, I agree - with both the wincing and the sighing.

Let's go over the itinerary

I get to have the fleas now.

She wants the guy on TV to do her funeral.

She's got a "thing" for Dunkin' Donuts.

She's odd but confident.

Do you have, like a, gabardine suit?

She's a two person everything.

We need to give some people latty-tood

She died confidently.

Let's go around the room

Much of what we are doing is not our problem.

You sound like a sleepy Popeye.

You're green, I'm green.

I wanted a catheter bag!

Doing deals and surviving.

It's not what you don't know that hurts you: it's what you think you know which isn't true.

He said we're going to do whatever is legal.

It took me 60 years to get here. I'm from Scotland.

discharged from hopeful journey

Where your girl at, man?

Usually I'm OK, but sometimes I just have to tuck it in.

It's almost winter; time for armpits.

I carry a dress in my trunk and call myself a nurse.

I was grandfathered in.

Coordinate our bodies into the same spot

May be maintained electronically.

We'll do quality in December and January.

I haven't been doing squat for years.

Be free of abuse.

I don't need to sit, I just need to plug.

I already learned those lessona

I can't not eat.

Does it hurt to be embalmed?

I do accept bribes, but please, no zucchini.

Either sex, dementia, and private pay.

You don't have to be on vacation to get away.

I like shiny things

Don't put Chapstick on and then kiss a cat

Doing crazy things keeps you sane.

Ciao J

I've had diarrhea ever since I met you.

Pie is not a good way to deal with stress.

You'd have to be pretty hard-up to suck it out of the coffee grounds!

We need to check her out when we get there.

I have not seen this flaccid state.

Death. Yes or no?

I'm probably in a fugue state right now.

Refresh my memory for dementia...

Thursday's are great days for t-shirts!

I am Joe Blow and your wife is at the store every ten minutes.

If you can't remember we'll say "no".

His face is like my orange juice.

He hops in that shower.

His legs are as yellow as a Post-It™

He's got orange juice with a Cola chaser.

I was torn between the Elvis guy and that other singer-guy

What, exactly, is
a "fiddle stick"?

We bark.

There's nothing wrong with drool, it's accidental spit.

MUGS on steroids

He gave it all the gas he had!

What size thing are you?

Twelve is the new sixteen.

How did your death visit go?

Flashy is not a color.

Starting on Flagyl® today

You'd be surprised how
a hug and a kiss
can shut people up!

I'm not worried about
drugs at this point in time.

Yankees and Cowboys make me puke!

I am working today.

I went to school with Hunky Dorey.

I'm wearing the right clothes for Port-a-Potties

Free Queen Frame

Wow! This toilet smells good!

Has dementia, but does know his swear words.

It's three numbers and the first one is a 6

I will always think of her as Festus

My religious beliefs don't allow me to persecute or something.

I want a warm iced coffee.
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Wheee--hee--hee--heeee!
My whole left leg is
all goose-pimply!

He must have had sleeping Tourette's.

The Holy Grail was the Sol Duc water bottle.

This whole smore thing must be gender specific.

I love the dead zone!

Everybody here must be named Scott!

Defies rationality.

Road rage is just not a pretty thing.

The reason people don't die is that they keep eating!

I have doughnuts!

He is likely gilding the lily quite a bit

His skin is still on him.

He can still hold his own banana.

Mandatory meeting scare me.

I don't want any more enema duty

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

There are dead mice living under there.

There's jumbled googies in my head

Ever wonder why ants don't get into traffic jams?

You'll just have to buck up and eat zucchini!

Biker t-shirt:

Phantom was breathtaking. The music literally gave me goosebumps!

Deep plum is the new red
(You know)

Be brief with me, or it's all over!

I love stinky cheese!

The Blood People are there now?

OK, I'll let her know

As she said, "He painted the room with poop"

That got the old belly moving!

Whew.....stop the eerie music.

Stop the eerie music

I think we should have a gold BRA trophy.

Let's just lunch in Dallas.

She is demented and is not confident.

I think it's all in the approach

Everybody is fairly to not

He doesn't have a neck anymore.

Not talked about!

It was over her underwear.

She's been obsessed with her bowels since day one.

They said she's getting it at bedtime

She's pretty teeny.

Diann, 108

They took her away from me

I love when people are blunt

She has ascites.

I'm sorry.

I've laid eyes on her

We did a weird shampoo job.

I'm staying casual with you

Not-fresh cigarette smoke;
I'm pretty OK with that

If you're not Catholic they won't let you in

An angel tied her shoe.

It does what I say or I just ignore it.

Once again I did not eat the apple

Dude! Sweet!

Try pushing the mute button.

No reports need to be made
(Laughter)

Remember to grind as you go.

Our goal will be to clump patients together.

Zip codes must be fluid and flexible.