Thursday, October 30, 2008

She is refusing any interventions, but will accept prune juice.
I've got my mowing hat on!
I will not block Scott's car.....
Infinity.
Lou is still doing the Lou thing.
I gotta start dying -- my house is dirty!
I shower with him twice a week.
He looks like a wax dummy.
It was so warm, I went "CAW".
He's a time bomb, and he's getting yellower by the minute.
I'll have a seizure if I just have ice cream for breakfast.
Steve is here. He's sitting in the dark.
There is still a reward available for the return of the delirium DVD.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Front:
It's just me and a little taco I like to call "Crunchy Fred".

Back:
Bye bye Fred.
We need to get out of the pantry
I think cats prefer chimichangas.
Tacos don't need cat litter.
No, no: not a wild eyed communist, just an old fashioned rock rib Marxist.
I told my family to just suck all the blood out of me and stuff me in the furnace.
You have the best day ever Licky!
Precious, crazy, dog man.
If I was a dog I would lick your face.
The connection is fully secure and almost transparent to you when it is set up.
Hang loose and do what comes your way.

Monday, October 27, 2008

Friday, October 24, 2008

I would appreciate feedback about the quality of this new product.
I asked for a paper towel and they gave me an accordion.
Still working on my missing clever bone........
This is a day that will be see how loosey goosey we can be and still survive.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

No peeps from my peeps.
I was right, I do regret the navy bean soup.
We're seated
I can say "pain", "dead": you know, the ordinary things.
She was a kick in the pants!
I'm kind of the joker in this deck.
She doesn't have any skin issues..........except for that boil.
Psychsomatic Fever
2008 World Tour
Scrambled eggs are good frozen!
Hoof in mouth disease is no fun.
We've got stuff but no stuff.
Hmmmm. I will have an MD in tow........
Don't call me a strange fluke!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Friday, October 17, 2008

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Green beans, they are like pearls, they go with anything.
I like Mollala on my pancakes.
No. No. Don't bite my face!
Are you artsy? 'Cause I'm not.
Who doesn't have a couple of little dogs?
It took two of us to trim her toenails.
I've never seen that color on a person.
I told you I was old, so stop it!
We talked about the plan to bury Mom.
If anybody is waiting for me to sing...

...it's just not gonna happen
Poo Poo Happens
Excuse the ramblings of this old gray mare.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Caregiver tired. Pt disimpacted.
Take my advice - I'm not using it!
You breached it and you broached it.
Feel free to correct my sense of reality
His chin goes up to his nose when he talks.
The drop of wine I put on her tongue really seemed to startle her!
Who in the [blank] knows?
Graham cracker or regular?
I learn something every time I meet with different people.

Except you.
I think I have moved beyond yelling to sulking.
I haven't seen jolly.
Better Afrin® than a tampon!

Friday, October 3, 2008

Thursday, October 2, 2008

He sent me a message from home saying he wasn't going to be home.
Clapping is one of my "happy signs"
He does have coccyx issues.
Definitely bloated in the stomach.
She is still eating, not like a horse, but more like a pony.
Apparently caffeine lessens my compassion
She's really iffy to me.
and ... oops!
Her white count was Zippo®
I forgot. Am I attending?
Most of her weight is in her teeth
...aiming for her one remaining kidney
So it's not a one time thing
I wasn't sure whether it was a rattle or a snore.
Yes and Very!
LOOK, it's me again.
I haven't asked her lately.
It is better to wear out than to rust out out.