Homemade from artificial ingredients.

It must be a half order from an especially large pig.

Large output, but foul looking output.

You can be a stranger in Portland

He is not Kenny Rogers anymore.

Can you spray some in my mouth?

If it's real, I'll have some.

I go through leather gloves so fast.

Cherries and horse poop don't cross pollinate.

I didn't want to stay, so I went bowling.

I'm just going to get sloshed.

It might have been a cork problem.

Nine people, two dogs, two cats, one horse and a turkey.

if im not here when u get home, i took the pies...

She has purple urine bag syndrome.

The swelling lizard thing is different.

If it's MUG, I'm happy!

It's germ alley in here.

You're only doing two things: grieving and breathing.

I'm taking those off

Yucky drainage.

Yucky!

You have to have some kind of pain

I have a real problem; she's blind!

It's gonna hunt me down later today.

Scott did

Were there fava beans?

I'll use anything I can get my hands on.

My instincts were raised to a high level.....

I'm not completely

Are "we" lactating?

I have a password for each of you.........

Please shoot me.

And the yeast.

You can't always outrun the one-legged guy.

We're pretty well nursed out, aren't we?

It's colder than a well digger's weenie.

Get a heart, woman!

She's got a flat face.

You'll never have that slip problem

It comes out every so often

No joy in Mudville, no grief in Stayton.

If it's chocolate, I don't care how old it is.

I dripped at breakfast

Sometimes you have to kind of pull the stuff out of the box...

OK, my Monday morning is showing...

We're forgetting to carry the one somewhere.

I want to be your dog.

THIS belongs in HERE!

It's not fair that I had to stress about that.

Right! Exactly!

It's OK to bring your electric blanket as long as you don't plug it in.

No guns? Oh, man!

I don't want to watch it, I want to do it.

I'm not there to die, I'm there to win.

Little Ponys should be made into Little Pony glue.

Oops mis read it.

Dibs on the green meat!

She looked like this little larvae.

Just hover for me.

I am watching his bottom really good.

I think our guys have got it!

It was a joint visit...

...by the end of our visit we needed a joint!

I'll let Cindy deal with her peas.

I was too busy enjoying it.

It's amazing what happens when your bowels move.

He is happy being able to have bowel movements.

He still goes squaredancing?

He's incontinent though!

PLAY THE GAME, PLEASE!!!

John doesn't need to hear anything.

He zags when he doesn't want to.

Cross your Braden off

Next week: duct tape in various colors.

I had forgotten one of her "L's".

There's no duck about it.

I can take her.

Her goal is to have an ice cream shake daily.

We're with the lemmings and they're heading over the cliff.

I want to know how you jiggle goals.

I've got oodles too!

Some of us do better when we see.

That wasn't Sandy in your cheek.

We're going to have a few slips through the crack.

Sister, what planet are you on?

He said he was the one that put the goop in Lava Lamps.

You're in, Brown!

It must be way up past her eyeballs!

You put brown sugar & butter on just about anything, it's good!

I sorta like my ears the way they are.

We are assuming that each of you know who your own patients are

It's a turkey stuffed with a chicken stuffed with a duck.

I will take over the entire city today.

Pick the bone next hour

Don't forget the cheeses!

Everybody tells me I'm just a big beaver dude!

I'm supposed to be dead.

He's a major stress muffin.

I don't know the difference between one salmon and the other.

Nothin' like a little bowel humour to start the week out right!

It was dry and funky.

**see note and above note as they are related.

He's not much of a pumpkin person.

You beat me to it!

I think we've reached the point of TMI!

My irons are hot too!

I like to bray like an a..

My thumbs are tired now.

Opposed to prn

I'm kind of a fruitcake when it comes to that.

Beer is food.

There is no one assigned to handling boxes.

The important question is, "Does she have teeth?"

I've always wanted to be a Pita.

More to come, colon CA, lives alone.

You can go ahead and pull my plug.

That's not very conducive to playing poker!

We just keep asking questions, because we don't know what we're doing.

Maybe pick one and then tweak it.

I remember when I had my hip...

You can turn it off and go "wow".

He plays Solitaire with no cards.

He's on a buttload of inhalers.

We have gone totally off the wall today.

It's about time to kill those chickens.

Going down is much harder than going up

I have pen envy.

I need ma mocha.

If there were a wound, I could take that picture.

wrong AB in original message

Tuck it in, tuck it in.

Frustration is so yesterday.

Run, Geezer, Run!!

I knew we were in trouble when I looked at the monitor and saw a monkey scratching it's butt.

Cold water splashed on the Arab fiesta.

Thanks and once again, I hate pain

Proven in mice.

Well, I never!
...harrumph....

You're all blowing. That's really good!

Most of the time it isn't hurtful to touch someone.

I'm so proud of you -- I didn't see a single harmonica out there.

What an honor!

You must choose something to blow

Do those shoes come pre squeaked?

It is what it is, but it's a pretty awesome it.

Even the wise stumble.

I just want honey!

I'd rather not try necrosis.

The knees are working very well.

How about a cave or bomb shelter? Ha!

It was already forming…

We are just two peas.

Our results have been remarkably promising.

I gotta stop listening to people...

I'll put your thing on your desk.

OK, we're better.

It's like scuba except you only go 25 feet.

I'm sure your bathroom isn't crowded

What is making your fancy twiddle?

He has all the answers but he doesn't know any of the questions.

The smoke was holding it together.

They had two sons: Don and Dave and Doug.

Every week they get together and make something stupid - like chili.

Good morning. We have 54 deaths.

He's essentially Tony Blair with a ranch.

I picked the right patient to be messy with.

She has an expiratory grunt.

Let them deal with my blue mouth!

None of us care what we do, we just want to know what to do.

You can unclick that.

Use your secondary thing.

Copping a feel is not one of the conditions of participation.

When in doubt, just send a message out to all the BBs.

You may be alone in being as prompt as you are.

I'm used to screaming...just not from me.

Phil is now free to move about the country.

It wants to be eaten.

Can't you smell me?

Are they like Tolkien nuts or something?

Hey, what do you say we annex Wyoming and start our own country?

Remain present to prevent burning issues

I thought he would cook his goose sitting on the fence.

Am stuck in it.

I don't have a tolerance for weird.

And it's son not sen.

I'm just so excited that I was able to land on the fabric!

It is very dark and strong smelling.

It makes a funny beep when it goes in!

I want to talk about the tubes, then let you guys go.

It's not really a needle, it's a pointy thing to access the specimen tube.

I have fake skin.

There are some people who are still very fleshy.

Most people look a lot better with clothes on.

It's better if it dries up tacky.

You grab em when you can.

Is she partyin' today???

She is a 97 year old pistol.

Celebrate fall with our yam and pumpkin facial

He's got a half everything.

...now there are *two* dead gums.