Anyone available to replace a foley in 97301?

I'm in pretty good shape for a woman who's dying...

The word for the day is "dead".

I am incapacitated at this time

When the false teeth are in, she goes after Donna's fingers.

I don't think you can see my synching

I'm tired of working with people that look intelligent...

You know I am here, but other people dont.

I handed him some ham and some cans

Tammie had large in the car.

Superman has jury duty.

Z-pack sounds like a really bad rapper

I have. My BB now.

not dead.

Criticism: it's not for the weak.

I don't like yelling. It reminds me of home.

Lynette is a close second...

just a quickie(haha)

I may need to cope with cheesecake tonight!

He's not a creep, he's just a flake.

The big nanny in the sky can see my hands at all times.

Most people are wrong.

Macaroni doesn't last forever.

attributed to a 7-year-old named Bobby

A French word just came into my head...

There's no doo-doo in baseball.

I'd like to die with my Chi centered

She enjoys those men!

How do you feel about incontinence and whatnot?

I guess I'd better get my you-know-what together.

Her poop was full of candied fruit this morning.

very aggressive, angry.

Aggressive-angry

Smart astronaut!!!

I just noticed your monkeys

It's below my nipple line.

We call *THIS* "choking"

That's giggly!

She's a real hokey gal!

Gasping is not breathing

You're talking about things you found in your pants.

Don't worry. I'll tell you when to rotate so everyone gets a chance...

For now, we just want to practice pressing on the chest...

...and my jacket smelled like bacon for a week!

It appears the fax server is down.

My brain is mush.

She has hair that giggles.

My horse manure doesn't have weeds.

I didn't put crackers on my list

I'm a scholar, not a meatloaf!

not appropriate at this time

Do we get less stinky as we get older?

I did a bath on the toilet this time.

I am pretty sure he is attached to me.

I wanted to look at her rear end but she said no.

...Unless *you* want to be Jill...

I figure if we can use corn, maybe wheat won't hurt!

I don't get my jingle on anymore but I still like a good holly jolly every now and again.

Imagine Depok Chopra with a flowing white beard.

My panic adrenalin is stuck at full throttle.

Strips are $5 a piece.

I already have a Sleezy, I don't need a Hosie

Urinates on the carpet at times

Swathi's head is up in the cabinet

Teddy bears to rehearse real quick.

Sorry
My bad
Can I call you "THE"?

I'm a dinosaur, for cryin' out loud.

You feel like someone's odd left shoe...

Does anybody know why I'm standing?

Whose belly will we watch bounce now?

More corn

Feel free to grab some before you head out today.

That's my little soapbox for today.

She's mean in a sweet way

She has no yellow things

People can bomb me on weekends.

The game will light up my life.

The one with the bears.

I'm limbering up my knees and ankles....

I'm a Chim Chim Cheree man myself.

Poop!!

Be safe everyone. The moon is absolutely huge!

Santa Claus likes to eat at Carl's Jr.

I have been thinking about you, with my fingers crossed.

I never worked in the ED, so I still have a heart.

Don't scabby me, or I'll report you to the Scabby Police!

I'm trying to figure out what to do with the half gallon of left over sticky rum goo.

Yay for old socks and a big baggie of kosher salt!

Um, you have no pants on.

François Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Bee sting on my left elbow.

Flying and pooping are not a good combo.

I AM white trash.

Nobody eats off of the bottom of a plate, so who cares?

Nothing's impossible when Karen has her duct tape.

If somebody's firing you, you don't want them holding your hand.

Tawny is psycho mom and Jeff is just psychic.

Does this meal come with instructions?

It's not work, it's just whisking.

I'm just gawking.

Happy pony is on. And I'm not missing Happy pony.

I just saw him. I am ok.

Keith will have to work on that.

Stop Snappin'!

That I don't know
(I didn't check the sheets)

They're kind of following their own thing.

She's onto Phil.

I forgot to bring my donuts in...

We will need to circle the wagons and work together to make today happen.

No need to respond to me.

Stop by and have a piece!

Give me all your Q-tips and nobody gets hurt.

Cramming Zicam and hoping not to lose Thanksgiving.

thought he might have been dead when I walked in (he wasn't)

If you get tired of people calling you Frank, they can call you Chuck.

Get ready to barf.

There is still a killer but he realizes it isn't me.

I would love to see a chicken in a diaper

I don't do "snarky".

In Ashland you can run around naked if you want.

I got a bunch of peaches, and they're starting to piss me off!!!

She was just like everyone else

He spit up while I was there.

There's not a sign of yeast anywhere.

Start your report engines..

My baldness is going into hyperdrive.

Who knows what Oscar would think

You want me to change your head?

Falls with injury were down.

I'm Linda until the end of the week. Next week I'm Doreen.

I'm trying to move people around.

I've got respite 'roids.

You're so friekin' cute!

I like your balloons.

It means.... (KLUNK)

...avoid

(I'm turning around)

Sometimes the 11th hour is all we have.

After a few drinks it was easier to tuck in my pants

It's all about the words.

It's a good thing we don't stink.

Hairy Noise is a Full Report

Is 8:00 am too early for wine?

Pound head here.

I couldn't think that fast backwards.

I'm poking him now. I'll whistle at u in a few.

I thought is sounded confusing when I wrote it.

My she changes....

We in heap big doo doo.

Pull a seat up to a table

You can't have the right hand and left hand doing stuff.

You might want to share this pearl with your confreres (and consoeurs)

Whooooooooosh!!!

(That was me, dodging a bullet)

I was used to white before I got the yellow.

He's a bit gappy

Gently rock the tube

I'm combining clothespins and Q-tips...

Show me.

I don't know anything about a sticker...

Sometimes I have to shock my body into life

I don't have energy, I'm just weird!

I have ammo.

Nevermind :) keith says I'll be fine :)

We live in a sleazy world where greed is the key word.

I'm just saying: cheesy

It's easier to get a gurney into a casino than a prison.

I'll leave out the "crap" part...

I've got to interrupt myself.

It drives me crazy, but I can handle being driven crazy.

Call me Hairy Putter.

She looks better bruised

I am a coiled spring of repressed anger and frustration :-)

Seems like we have a lot of Johnsons

She has dings and stuff on her legs

Was wednesday yesterday?

Jackie was there

I have now officially turned into my mother....

would you like a lozenge for that?

There's something to be said for lizard people.

How Long is a man from China

Everybody left the big tent.

It's colder than a well digger's weenie.

Oo Ooo oo
Rent me Rent me

I am known to be unable to find stuff. Its that Y chromosome thing.

I don't know any pookies.

Yeah. I broke it and will fix it tonight. It is doing that for everyone.

She's a french fry short of a happy meal!

Worms are better than marshmallows!

When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.

Tell me they didn't eat trouble.

He has the right, but we don't have the luck!

Oh yah and I have on my boots!

You're saying no to Tammie without even tasting her!

I don't do anything. Why would I get dirty??

I am what they call a "bath girl"

He had a blip on his anxiety screen.

...once again, ...i suck

=o(

Her skin is different skin

Squalor

It's the right foot.

It could be the other right foot

I was on vacation in my mind.

We're moving through the alphabet pretty well right now...

It is a good looking wound.

My float is continuing to sink.

I'm trembling, 'cause I'm next!

I can do 2 visits

Anybody seen a noose?

I heard him oinking.

I never not eat

Is there anyone knocking on the pearly gates yet?

Aarrgghh redux

I'd rather be a lazy nebish...

I never thought I'd see the day when the yak would collapse.

He's laying on your sticks

smell of death in room

Just purse your lips and stand by

The goats loved me. They always do.

It takes a big man to admit he's a medium.

I use super glue for my loose stools.

"Pie"

He also has to watch the abuse DVD.

Oh, I have to hang out with mom, bummer!

I will be going, but I won't be wearing a scarf.

He was pleasant in an evil way.

You don't get to think

H1N1?

I'm just going to buy a big bottle of Purell® and sit in it!

I'm tutti frutti today

I'm going to highlight your things.

How dead is dead?

Jones died so U are OK.

For Dory and the King:

Jesus loves you,
But I'm His favorite!

The "y" is the little hangie-down- thingie in the back of your throat.

I'm currently wearing pioneer clothing.

He's not a Mao-ist, he's a Mickey Mao-ist.

I like him, but I think he hit his head...

Enjoy a angry whopper.

I was semi ignoring you anyway.

Pins re legs!

Bad nurse! Bad!

It stinks to be unpredictable.

If I was a betting man I'd be in a barrel.

If you're touching anything weepy, wet, and not yours, use a barrier.

I thought sweat was a part of it, but it's not.

Excedra

And for the clinical staff... MRSA!

I'm, apparently, now, the "Red Flag Queen" too!

¡ǝɯ ʎq OK sı uoıʇɔǝɟɹǝdɯı

I spilled beer in my salad

I'll just try "hair"

Please don't panic.

He married a nutburger.

I hit the send button then went into hiding.

The doggone divas are going to give you a truffle.

If my head explodes will you clean up the mess?

Don't "Dude" me!

One more and I'll have to say bingo.

Scottie rocks!!!

There's liitle red flags in the corner of my mind.

We can continue until he develops bowel issues.

I looked at her bottom but was more focused on her foot.

She has hills and valleys in her legs.

You need looser pants.

Where's the SOB, Drissana?

He feels weird in his head.

I've got a slush fund.

Medications are starting to look tons better...

If you have toe fungus, call
1 800 new toes.

I have messages now.

Isn't duck season... like seasonal?

tender hard RUQ abd lumpy area (hard poo?)

Who needs Bluetooth when you can use a rubber band?

I am her round table.

I'm a gagger and a puker.

You look like Willis!

Your passenger side brake light is out.

You're talking to members of the Y chromosome club.

Little known fact: the flying monkeys carry Tasers.

I just got hit by stuff falling off the hops truck!

Front: My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you're stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem – just move on to the next.

Back: Grapes: The Fruit of Hope.

Please remember laptops and cords are like salt and pepper.

Let me know when you need a jump to start your vehicle.

We now have jumper cables at the office.

OK, never mind the pie.

To do QA loolieloo.

We the MEN!!!

I will continue to be a nag...

That's down a lot, if that's real...

You need to put teeth behind the speech.

If she sets herself on fire, we have to make sure we have followed our policy.

She talks, but it doesn't make any sense

No more stickies?

Stupid is funny.

Started to pass gas during this time.

Don't be afraid of it -- fungus is something we all have on us all the time!

If you're not sure you can get it out, then don't put it in!!!

She likes to be naked.

I think some of like to be more naked than others...

I may be lumpy, but the gravy isn't.

I'm looking for a spit sink in good condition.

Is Scott amazing or what??!!

Arnold really tasted good!

Don't name your chickens.

Drooling but available!

Drooling, but available!

We can take my car and you can bring your commode.

Whatever happens to be floating on the floor of my car is likely not edible.

Eat my bowling pins!

It doesn't matter if you are clinical or not.

It's OK. I'm just girding my loins.

Don't reach for my hand Neil, it's not me.

Got it. Pls disregard my reply

I thought she was a traffic cone

I tend to use fahrfegnügen

It was provisional -- if you hadn't been a girl, I would have done something

Bring your own drink, boys!

They were normal;
Hence the death.

That's why you pay me.. To ask the pain in the ass questions.

We're all interested in care plans.

You're treating the nurse not the patient.

That's sarcasm. I got that.

We go into blackberry holes.

We can celebrate sadness as well

He's a replacement 12 year old.

HE HAS AN ORDER FROM DR HALL FOR HIS EARS

Excuse me while I primal scream.

I've got the re-entry blues.

These thongs are no good.

In heaven nobody goes postal.

I didn't realize olives smelled so good when they're wet

First it tastes like cherry,
then it tastes like nasty!

Oh wow -- I can't believe my face!

I'll just hold this out and wave it around for a few minutes

That'd be great, 'cause I just think flatter would be better

Let's just stay here until somebody turns green!

...'cause heat rises,
and it's risen!

..and if we walk by a waffle, let's buy one!

I think I'd be a little happier if I was Jesus

...we'll just eat bites of toast...

The only furniture I want to hit are the jewelry counters!

I'm not a household name in my OWN household.

He died, but he was clean.

The family wants her dead; or up and going.

If she acts weird when you go there, make sure she's eating.

I am not a beautician or a magician!

He over-Bibled me.

Her hair could use some work.

My electronic hand is on your shoulder.

It wasn't possible to do her over the phone.

Yeah!! We did a good thing!

For my next job, I want to be David's designee.

We tweeked our goals, but not our interventions.

Again, bite sized...

We have bite size care plans.

OK, I'm up for murder suicide.

We lost her last night!

I want somebody to fluff my plugs.

It smells like the state fair except when the toilets are dirty.

Chopra is on Oprah.

If Bill O'Reilly hates me, I must be doing something right.
Stu Rasmussen, Mayor of Silverton, OR

It appears pt plan to die this weekend, funeral plans made.

Just give him a waffle iron and tell him to read it.

That's a long time to be in prison for hitting a man with a hat.

They have a really big tv in a really little house.

I saw her yesterday for a good long bit.

I don't want you to touch my legs.

I just about loaded my drawers when I was there.

He's stiff as a board but he stuck his tongue out at me.

So it's kinda the anti-viagra thing.

The last time I saw her, she was 12 months pregnant with a litter.

The baths are becoming more and more bizarre.

Everything was movin' and shakin' so fast!

Her legs are like spaghetti noodles.

I wanna be the heffalump!

Grey is the new blonde.

I am here now they told me.

I will send you the outcome of your thoughts.

We should piggyback early next week