We love being the grammar police!

Yikes, the Osmonds are taking over!

I like to say "porkulus".

She is wearing the guilt-hair shirt

When she has a confusional episode, he gets very upset.

I need more jingle bells in my life.

She's looking through her E-book again.

Even the squeaky floors wake him up.

I never want to live in a trailer

for what it's worth

that's my goal in life

You know, Peace, and all those other good things

We're trying to tweak something.

Could somebody plug in Elizabeth please?

our medical director is big-time into the onion

I have the gift of nearsightedness

It was another naugle

I'm getting hungry looking at your cup

That just scared the hoho right out'a her

People breathe until they don't.

My mom could have used those bananas.

Have a good celery day!

Cows are hate free

Funny! And gross!

Let me know what's going on.

I don't want to be sold.

Survived our Medicare probe

We're doing some FAXing from the field.

I still have massage and music to finish

Everybody wants a piece of this pie

Willamette Valley Hospice:
We're doing more with less.

The garbage has to be picked up.

We're skinnying by

If you do all deaths it's apples to apples.

We're very much feeling the competition.

Popularity trumps artsy-fartsy.

I just feel dizzy.

I feel like a happy yo-yo.

I love the hat but I hate the chips.

Could you please get your leg out of my pants?

Late request for romance refill.

How do ya like my new parking spot?

I'm tired of doing the insanity dance

I always measure the left.

Blah blah blah
(Repeat)

This morning he was in a pool of drool.

He's pureed.

I've already moved on.

SKIN is still showing up

And the spankings happen at lunch.

Heidi has her own BB.

That whets my appetite.

I was up to my elbows in poop.

I want my mommy!

If anything is out of date and sacred take it out or it will be thrown.

There is one little quirk.

I care for you so I brought you a pizza.

We all need to get in touch with our "inner Phyllis".

I like funny pictures.

It isn't even 9 am and I'm exhausted.

That dude Anonymous said a lot of good stuff.

Front:
Everyone not named Rudy doing OK

Back:
(Yes. I have 2 Rudys)

Yes, I have two Rudys.

With friends like me, who needs enemas?

Barfing is part of life.

Tomorrow we ALL drink the Kool Aid.

We're going to have to be talked to a lot more, unfortunately

I gave her lung cancer

I think that was the White Queen!

I'm like a really bad superhero.

Catwoman is looking for her pants.

Wrestling quietly with the circumstances of my life.

We'll continue to wiggle and jiggle and hang loose

She would be happy to have fresh meat.

The board is long gone!

My mind is now officially boggled.

It's hard to twitter in water.

LOL and sand in your pants.

I have no probs with trying to manipulate things, even if I keep getting caught.

......so like everything else, things change.

Twice a day is best.

I've got three with their foot on the brake.

Do you cover the Lancaster area by the mall?

You're so BRAVE!!!!!

Less confusion:

Let's call everybody Tammie!

We've moved on

When you talk to David, make sure you use full sentences.

Fragments better

We held it.

I'll put the plate on his table.

I've never seen one that big.

This is again our dog and pony show.

If I wore a smock, that would be my smock

I miss my chocolate-covered raisins

I am sooo coordinated.

You fool, it is life that
makes you dance:
have you forgotten?

I'm not TiVo-ing THAT!!!

Does anybody know if it is running today?

Dude! T-Shirts! now better than Craig's List!

Large woman in West Salem requests cath.

Let's talk about the routine stuff.

Everybody's having frustration and confusion.

If I cut it short with the girls, they don't mind a bit.

I'm having a brain brownout.

Pardon, please.

They do. I did. They will.

He is sitting up on the commode having a lucid conversation!

Last bm 2 days ago.

Son bot ans phone

Her feet are like big sausages.

5th grade is coming through my door - gotta run!

Have a nice weekend, dude!

It's when I'm doing something mindless, like spinning my arm.

Everybody died that I predicted.

It's a great place to die.

I'm sorry to say we all have to speak.

We can call an ethics committee anytime we want to

Is this a talk?

Let's pause to celebrate that.

Today I am synchronized.

Is she still dead?

That's a Haldol moment.

There's no arm problem.

You're a pastor? Where?

I was close, it's a B R word.

She's like dragging molasses on a cold day.

I might be pretty low on his totem pole.

MUST ADD FLEXIBILITY TO MY MANTRA!!!

Turns out she's at the Woods!!!!!!!

Would be good if I knew anything.

I have read Seabiscuit however.

Everyone else is OK.

My magic wand is tired due to overwork.

Second is better than third!

Many thanks - enjoy the fudge.

I am equally mean to everyone.

The confessional booth is locked for the day.

Oops! Finger faster than the brain.......

Everyone on Craigslist is surly.

I've always been a fan of little crackers

Please no one give me a Nutrea.