I got nothin'

It's the annual physical exam, so please think kindly of me during, well, you know.

We're talkin' power underwear.

Yahoo! One strike for Alzheimer's.

She swims like a rock.

You can put Mr Happy Face on the floor.

Her niece is here for the next month, she would like to die during this time.

I thought it was a tuna flavored mint.

Is that what smells?

hey, do they still have cable TV at the big house?

You can talk to them until they're blue in the face...

...But they'll still step over a five-dollar bill to pick up a nickel!

She Google'd me.

I had forgotten to wear my "Miss MS" sash around the office.

I'm lost.

You couldn't look more dead

You couldn't act more dead

If she could just write it down I'd be happy

Nights work-----days sleep
pooper.

Why lie? I need a beer.

Food in kitchen

He looks like a nose picker to me.

They didn't allow for confusion until recently.

I don't think we lost anyone that I didn't catch

She wanted me to shave my nose.

I've only met him once so we haven't discussed death yet.

I didn't know you do acupuncture with your tongue.

I was thinking in my head and it wasn't coming out of my mouth right.

Beam me past it, Scottie!

Grizzly Adams lives!

Waving at people not here.

Are you going to install the wedge?

The teleprompter won last night.

I have a PHD in existential crap.

I always go with my noodle.

I never used a noodle before.

I'm only there to tell her when she's dying.

I suspect that's no picnic for him either.

Thanks. Now I have Barry White in my head.

I'm going too slow to do the heavy breathing...

Music can cause harm.

I'm kicking in their parasympathetic.

I don't have any finances to advise.

Sometimes my own life is like a foreign country, even to me.

I'm all boogered up.

My vagueness is not positive about her.

I intend to float.

Burial done.

Got my ears back on good buddies

Got my ears back on good buddies.

Home, Harry.

kinda hard to shoot a building during a downpour

No smiley faces in mgmt

He has a little futon in his room

Are you getting this message?

This info will come in handy at my next hoedown!

I do message therapy.

It's crazy Monday again!

Have a nice weekend group.

Wanna poop NOW!!!!!!

Hurray for zombies!

He was pleasant but not totally "present".

Everything is fine and u might say dandy

God that house was full of dogs!

I can voice activate him.

I try to shout something in his ear and redirect the conversation.

We're grieving and we'll keep on grieving

Who's going to speak about George?

She looked tired. It might have been her wig.

I thought it was French but it isn't.

Viewed with a great deal of suspicion

I could tell I was walking on really thin water.

It's good to see you in your seat.

She's solid muscle, that little girl...

I'm getting a hair-ache.

It's like nominating Colonel Sanders to save the chickens.

If your shoes are outside the front door, please come get them.

Thank-you

We can't order anything, honey.

Events happened here; a couple of people burned up and died, some such thing.

We didn't polish it before we eliminated it.

The volunteers are winning

Is it just me or does this make no sense?

The planets will be aligning soon and they'll be coming to get me.

I don't recognize me at times either.

Breaking news is only breaking news for five minutes.

Skin it is!

I guess the sediment salad will have to wait

I wonder where that vinegar is?

Texas is Texas.

I don't remember the cocky cactus.

Park anywhere.

If it is 0 degrees today and will be twice as cold tomorrow, what will the temperature be tomorrow?

I did a slidie.

One sleeps in my lap, the other sleeps on my head.

She plays the fiddle, I mow yards.

Now I just keep hoping that she'll be too old to bark.

Ah!! Clarity!!

Appreciate your lips today.

line plugged with water and coming out his nose.

You can't make a chicken go to bed.

I just figured that out last night.

Unless you're in the office, you have to go in the tunnel.

Oh, I like a good tummy!

I'm too weak to be naughty!

I am on the south end of lancaster now hurry

I'm issue laden!

Ahhh! Green stuff!

Why am I not dead yet?

We used to make our own in the old days.

geez, I can't even pucker as good as you...i just tried.

She's very eager to have me gone.

I will just suck on them until they get soggy.

We talked about morphine use.

I guess that's why I don't have any fancy pens.

It's kind of like fancy sunglasses.

You're welcome to come smell me if you want.

My BB is being cranky.

I thought you brought your coconuts!

Then she said ouch.

Hopefully the patch job we are doing will help and he won't survive.

We're doing well with our no-no's

I hear clicky toes.

We need to cut you.

I ain't eatin' poi!

Quick and violent.

Just because someone has a big butt, that doesn't mean they're strong.

And just because someone has a little butt that doesn't mean they aren't strong!

I am now returning to my regularly scheduled programming.

Be alert.

Lerts are cool!

God, it's so hard to regurgitate!

Don't have a cow, Hakkoloa'a.

I only wear pants when I go to a luau.

I can't tell a good little banana from a bad little banana.

I've been trying to be good, I just haven't managed it recently.

She didn't look very good dead

If I'm not at home, I must be out wandering

Those cows drop huge piles of guacamole.

As you know Kay is two people today...

Now all you need is one of those coconut bras.

They can have their windy old blowhole.

There's no guard rail to stop you from shrinking the gene pool...

Placed foley and later removed it.

You can put anything on a salad.

I am going to get my bare feet on.

I don't know who controls this matrix

You have to take the blue thingy off the finger zapper for it to work.

Hey! Where'd my banana go?

Raspberry is a fruit, not a perfume.

I don't like to see the eyes on the shrimps.