We've been cakin' all the time.

I'm spay-shull!

But isn't the audience over there?

If there's ever a run on jackboots, let me know.

I'm everywhere right now, and it is fun!

It's so hot my sweat is sweating

It's like a sandstorm in my eye!

...you won't mind if I remove that dog hair from your butt...

joining this growing chorus just seemed like the right thing to do.

Half of his family blew up.

Tell her I sent you. She will laugh.

Thank God I'm not a screamer!

I'm trying not to have this opinion.

I like your poetic wax

There was a squirrel I never got to meet.

Everything I've heard about him is that he's loony toons

I'm appropriate because my pants are falling off.

I have input!

Keith is our guru.

In my dreams I wake up and everybody's dead.

She's having a tea party with people who aren't there.

Yeah -- did he ever die?

We have some weird people.

Keith's case load has the dwindles.

At the end of the journey, you are an old crow.

A lot of saliva is to your benefit.

I'm old and cranky, but I'm popular.

Have you seen her since she's been dizzy?

I need to officially designate somebody.

You can make fun of just about anyone, whether they have a funny name or not!

....tomorrow I will be back to my sarcastic loveable self.

The holster may be a change for some

I've got so many things on my mind, and my mind is so small...

My bumper hurts

Las Vegas is a chubby man's paradise.

Would you like that in a bag?

They don't give us a manual for this stuff

I don't know Green Day from Purple Haze.

But if I agree with you then we will both be wrong.

The musk was natural

Battling maturity for years.

They're all worried about the book

She was like a puddle in the middle of the bed.

We lotion him really good

Jeanette's had a bit of a bounce back

Do the mental gymnastics

She's a GOOD eater!

Just please don't let it hurt, that's all I ask...

When you eat right, they float to the top.

RN named Love

If you don't want a putt putt, don't get a putt putt.

Pet squirrel in home.

Try not using their wifi.

If you want one, I'll give you one...

Please disregard

Much emotional support office

Family not aware of hole in her foot

Hug everyone you love and leave nothing unsaid

Enjoy Tulsa.

I have no gloves. :(

A dead skunk in the road means warm weather is on the way.

Revoking as I type.

I don't want to see this man go backwards.

My therapist fired me.

I've got a lot of issues.

I don't know anything.

She's a short, square lady.

Isabel, speak!

OK then, I'll just gather up my pan and leave!

I don't have an upper arm.

Stay tuned on that one

I've been meeting with her weakly

Now we can go back to the alphabet!

There are a couple things I wrote "What is this?" on

If you leave it long in back, you could have a mo-mullet.

I've been seduced by his whatever.

Your popup got in my way.

If a moose falls out of the sky and no one is there to see it, is it still a moose?

If you see the trachea beginning to deviate, that's really bad.

You just got passed by a toaster.

It's this really floppy, disgusting thing.

Little grapes have more surface area than a couple floppy balloons

In the center is the brain storm

They squirted rubber into a dead person's lungs

My fingers tired.

We're saving the planet but killing the Chinese.

MY Blackberry has a cloaking device.

Got poi.

Whatever happened to my friend in the motorhome?

We're getting back to our business of beauty

Thanks for the box tops.

Every once in awhile you just need a little testosterone.

I saw your name in the obituaries.

You're working toward a kick!

I just got boysenberry on my Blackberry™

Did that turn your light on?

Ohhhh, brussel sprouts. I thought you were tootin'.

I wanted to be springy.

I can "wield my power" via high tech!

Stupid people get into Harvard all the time

Just for the record, we are in a full moon cycle in case you're wondering where the craziness is coming from.

More of a last hurrah than a true rally

Jose just came home. I'm leaving.

You can have the stuff that's still mooin'!

I don't do raw meat.

...In case it matters, I am part of the choir and will be singing.

I thought his voice was legible.

So, shall I take you out?

I haven't seen him since the last time I saw him.

If you have any pulmonary issues that you would like me to address, please let me know by this weekend.

I'm not a handyman, I just like to carry tools around.

I am activating my memory.

a lot of people have a bar

No, no problems, no pain, no face, I don't know...

Does YOUR yogurt help with bowels?

She's a type 4A personality on coffee.

Aaaahhhh, I love empanadas!

What's got her knickers in a knot?

Don't freak me out, it's too early in the morning

I'm coordinating child care now, so back off.

This is my "Damned if I do, damned if I don't" day:

So I'm truly damned.

You have to be really quick on the draw to get those beeps.

Feel free to sync at anytime.

DeKLINING.

There are now 21 confirmed cases in Oregon and 2 deaths in the country. Let me know if you have any questions.

Kiss my double chin.

You have to get through the lumps.

Whatever I am, I am.

Yes, this is me.

She doesn't play on client activity.

She knows how to talk, she just doesn't know how to bark.

Sorry for the interruption.

Officially bowel obsessed.

Bob, can you give us an antecedent to "that"?

Benadryl is talking here.

That would jingle any of us.

Your action needs to be connected to something.

I am not there.