Excuse me while I primal scream.

I've got the re-entry blues.

These thongs are no good.

In heaven nobody goes postal.

I didn't realize olives smelled so good when they're wet

First it tastes like cherry,
then it tastes like nasty!

Oh wow -- I can't believe my face!

I'll just hold this out and wave it around for a few minutes

That'd be great, 'cause I just think flatter would be better

Let's just stay here until somebody turns green!

...'cause heat rises,
and it's risen!

..and if we walk by a waffle, let's buy one!

I think I'd be a little happier if I was Jesus

...we'll just eat bites of toast...

The only furniture I want to hit are the jewelry counters!

I'm not a household name in my OWN household.

He died, but he was clean.

The family wants her dead; or up and going.

If she acts weird when you go there, make sure she's eating.

I am not a beautician or a magician!

He over-Bibled me.

Her hair could use some work.

My electronic hand is on your shoulder.

It wasn't possible to do her over the phone.

Yeah!! We did a good thing!

For my next job, I want to be David's designee.

We tweeked our goals, but not our interventions.

Again, bite sized...

We have bite size care plans.

OK, I'm up for murder suicide.

We lost her last night!

I want somebody to fluff my plugs.

It smells like the state fair except when the toilets are dirty.

Chopra is on Oprah.

If Bill O'Reilly hates me, I must be doing something right.
Stu Rasmussen, Mayor of Silverton, OR

It appears pt plan to die this weekend, funeral plans made.

Just give him a waffle iron and tell him to read it.

That's a long time to be in prison for hitting a man with a hat.

They have a really big tv in a really little house.

I saw her yesterday for a good long bit.

I don't want you to touch my legs.

I just about loaded my drawers when I was there.

He's stiff as a board but he stuck his tongue out at me.

So it's kinda the anti-viagra thing.

The last time I saw her, she was 12 months pregnant with a litter.

The baths are becoming more and more bizarre.

Everything was movin' and shakin' so fast!

Her legs are like spaghetti noodles.

I wanna be the heffalump!

Grey is the new blonde.

I am here now they told me.

I will send you the outcome of your thoughts.

We should piggyback early next week

Color me "duh".

That is the best this brain can come up with at 3:57 PM of a rather nutty day.

I need to know who's got it going on.

...More alert but is still alive.

Tomorrow morning do you want me to shave your neck?

She has two dogs with her and a gun at her side.

All I can smell is myself

Whatever you tell me is the first time I'm hearin' it...

No marmosets were harmed in the making of this chocolate bar.

...it's been a circus ever since

She's on top of his stuff.

I'm THINKIN', woman!!!

Yes, I'm a geek.

I have to meet my student so I will be shortly.

Lives at home with dementiated wife.

Unable to contact, left thee messages.

Hey....it's me!

Take me into the other room, I'll show you where it hurts.

Horses are not humans.

there's idiot extremes on all sides.

Needs organized.

if you send me a massage I will reply when I am done

We don't know what we're doing

He's always hot for me, never cold!

He wants wheels and meals.