I'm trying to figure out what to do with the half gallon of left over sticky rum goo.

Yay for old socks and a big baggie of kosher salt!

Um, you have no pants on.

François Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Bee sting on my left elbow.

Flying and pooping are not a good combo.

I AM white trash.

Nobody eats off of the bottom of a plate, so who cares?

Nothing's impossible when Karen has her duct tape.

If somebody's firing you, you don't want them holding your hand.

Tawny is psycho mom and Jeff is just psychic.

Does this meal come with instructions?

It's not work, it's just whisking.

I'm just gawking.

Happy pony is on. And I'm not missing Happy pony.

I just saw him. I am ok.

Keith will have to work on that.

Stop Snappin'!

That I don't know
(I didn't check the sheets)

They're kind of following their own thing.

She's onto Phil.

I forgot to bring my donuts in...

We will need to circle the wagons and work together to make today happen.

No need to respond to me.

Stop by and have a piece!

Give me all your Q-tips and nobody gets hurt.

Cramming Zicam and hoping not to lose Thanksgiving.

thought he might have been dead when I walked in (he wasn't)

If you get tired of people calling you Frank, they can call you Chuck.

Get ready to barf.

There is still a killer but he realizes it isn't me.

I would love to see a chicken in a diaper

I don't do "snarky".

In Ashland you can run around naked if you want.

I got a bunch of peaches, and they're starting to piss me off!!!

She was just like everyone else

He spit up while I was there.

There's not a sign of yeast anywhere.

Start your report engines..

My baldness is going into hyperdrive.

Who knows what Oscar would think

You want me to change your head?

Falls with injury were down.

I'm Linda until the end of the week. Next week I'm Doreen.

I'm trying to move people around.

I've got respite 'roids.

You're so friekin' cute!

I like your balloons.

It means.... (KLUNK)

...avoid

(I'm turning around)

Sometimes the 11th hour is all we have.

After a few drinks it was easier to tuck in my pants

It's all about the words.

It's a good thing we don't stink.

Hairy Noise is a Full Report

Is 8:00 am too early for wine?

Pound head here.

I couldn't think that fast backwards.

I'm poking him now. I'll whistle at u in a few.

I thought is sounded confusing when I wrote it.

My she changes....

We in heap big doo doo.

Pull a seat up to a table

You can't have the right hand and left hand doing stuff.

You might want to share this pearl with your confreres (and consoeurs)

Whooooooooosh!!!

(That was me, dodging a bullet)

I was used to white before I got the yellow.

He's a bit gappy

Gently rock the tube

I'm combining clothespins and Q-tips...

Show me.

I don't know anything about a sticker...

Sometimes I have to shock my body into life

I don't have energy, I'm just weird!

I have ammo.

Nevermind :) keith says I'll be fine :)

We live in a sleazy world where greed is the key word.

I'm just saying: cheesy

It's easier to get a gurney into a casino than a prison.

I'll leave out the "crap" part...

I've got to interrupt myself.

It drives me crazy, but I can handle being driven crazy.

Call me Hairy Putter.

She looks better bruised

I am a coiled spring of repressed anger and frustration :-)

Seems like we have a lot of Johnsons

She has dings and stuff on her legs

Was wednesday yesterday?

Jackie was there

I have now officially turned into my mother....

would you like a lozenge for that?

There's something to be said for lizard people.

How Long is a man from China

Everybody left the big tent.

It's colder than a well digger's weenie.

Oo Ooo oo
Rent me Rent me

I am known to be unable to find stuff. Its that Y chromosome thing.

I don't know any pookies.