Anyone available to replace a foley in 97301?

I'm in pretty good shape for a woman who's dying...

The word for the day is "dead".

I am incapacitated at this time

When the false teeth are in, she goes after Donna's fingers.

I don't think you can see my synching

I'm tired of working with people that look intelligent...

You know I am here, but other people dont.

I handed him some ham and some cans

Tammie had large in the car.

Superman has jury duty.

Z-pack sounds like a really bad rapper

I have. My BB now.

not dead.

Criticism: it's not for the weak.

I don't like yelling. It reminds me of home.

Lynette is a close second...

just a quickie(haha)

I may need to cope with cheesecake tonight!

He's not a creep, he's just a flake.

The big nanny in the sky can see my hands at all times.

Most people are wrong.

Macaroni doesn't last forever.

attributed to a 7-year-old named Bobby

A French word just came into my head...

There's no doo-doo in baseball.

I'd like to die with my Chi centered

She enjoys those men!

How do you feel about incontinence and whatnot?

I guess I'd better get my you-know-what together.

Her poop was full of candied fruit this morning.

very aggressive, angry.

Aggressive-angry

Smart astronaut!!!

I just noticed your monkeys

It's below my nipple line.

We call *THIS* "choking"

That's giggly!

She's a real hokey gal!

Gasping is not breathing

You're talking about things you found in your pants.

Don't worry. I'll tell you when to rotate so everyone gets a chance...

For now, we just want to practice pressing on the chest...

...and my jacket smelled like bacon for a week!

It appears the fax server is down.

My brain is mush.

She has hair that giggles.

My horse manure doesn't have weeds.

I didn't put crackers on my list

I'm a scholar, not a meatloaf!

not appropriate at this time

Do we get less stinky as we get older?

I did a bath on the toilet this time.

I am pretty sure he is attached to me.

I wanted to look at her rear end but she said no.

...Unless *you* want to be Jill...

I figure if we can use corn, maybe wheat won't hurt!

I don't get my jingle on anymore but I still like a good holly jolly every now and again.

Imagine Depok Chopra with a flowing white beard.

My panic adrenalin is stuck at full throttle.

Strips are $5 a piece.

I already have a Sleezy, I don't need a Hosie

Urinates on the carpet at times

Swathi's head is up in the cabinet

Teddy bears to rehearse real quick.

Sorry
My bad
Can I call you "THE"?

I'm a dinosaur, for cryin' out loud.

You feel like someone's odd left shoe...

Does anybody know why I'm standing?

Whose belly will we watch bounce now?

More corn

Feel free to grab some before you head out today.

That's my little soapbox for today.

She's mean in a sweet way

She has no yellow things

People can bomb me on weekends.

The game will light up my life.

The one with the bears.

I'm limbering up my knees and ankles....

I'm a Chim Chim Cheree man myself.

Poop!!

Be safe everyone. The moon is absolutely huge!

Santa Claus likes to eat at Carl's Jr.

I have been thinking about you, with my fingers crossed.

I never worked in the ED, so I still have a heart.

Don't scabby me, or I'll report you to the Scabby Police!