I'm bald and untalented. Do I get a bimbo too?

Why do all British men wear tight black T shirts?

I'm keeping Elvis, Michael Jackson, and Chuckles the clown.

Give me the fun ones

I ate my apple

That would be peachy, and I have the fuzz to prove it

In Sweden they have wussy cows.

Faith is the bird who sings while it is still dark.

There's more than one beard.

Is that a fly on your collar?

I'm not hearing any rattles and wheezes.

If you click the wrong buttons, something different may happen...

I've always thought of you more as a little double-barrel derringer guy.....

Nancy is a good whomever.

Please feel invited to ask me what the hell the problem is; I will be glad to share.

At LEAST he has an antiseptic tushie.

Really all I want is money

I think my Psycho Ceramic level must be up!

I will go to bed now and rest my brain! ! !

We did complete a POLST form, and in the event that he has no POLST and is no bleeding, he does not want resuscitation attempted. If he has a POLST and is breathing, he wants limited additional interventions...

He's still getting rowdy with those doses.

I found her to be all over the place.

I need to set aside a smoking day

It would be nice if she was smoke-aphobic.

It doesn't matter what it is, as long as it has that umbrella.

I can use a new script. Thank you.

Will bb when back on bb

Oopa I am assUming

He looks like soggy cardboard.

has enough of everything

There’s a slippery slope no matter what you get on

Maybe we'd better wait a minute while the room clears.

Son knows Phil.

Sweet potatoes aren't yams.

Whatever she asked me to get I got.

I like liking it!

Keep the wine. Send chocolate!

Lots of activity but nothing substantial

I'm going to be Nurse Ratchett.

She was unresponsive when I got there.

Too many patients, not enough brain cells

When I first met her she got mad at me but I didn’t care

Thank you for saying "la vie".

I'm a quick in-and-outer.

My mind always goes both places

He thinks everything's wired to his rear end.

Nobody can blame you for eating your neighbors.

I'm waiting for a park bench to appear

Do you want us to send you when they die by death?

One never knows what Mel might do...

I don't have any talent. That's why I work here.

I feel as old as I look.

What is it with y'all and your ocarinas?

My mouth dried out completely!

OK, I'm choking randomly on nothing!

Now he’s cleaning the Big Pellet Stove in the The Sky

At least she went out with nice nails

Jill is Jill.

She was naked because she had to get dressed

I have anger issues this week.

Did you hose him?

She died but she was seizure-free.

It was an amazing stink.

Just ignore my thingie.

He's dead. I'm on my way now.

There's a fish smell in Denmark.

A kiss didn’t work, and I don’t have any chocolate

That is up to Dusty now.

It's a good grog maker.

Don't call me doctor! Please!

Who are they?
Everyone from hospice.

Your happiness is not our concern.

You're starting to sound like Jar Jar Binks.

You've got to put on your "save the day" hat.