Holy puckies!

I tried to tell her

but she was louder than me

Yipee Skipee everyone is good.

Who's Sandee's daddy?

Bless you, my child!

He drank the Kool-Aid on tuesday night.

She's so adorably rude.

I don't have any nausea, I just vomit.

10 lbs is a LOT of dead skin!

At least he didn't snort with me.

Scott is a busy bee

I would spray the wife!

My fruit drawer is full.

Sorry for the double message

It's always good to keep your fingers

That sandwich in blue jeans is freakin' me out.

You do seem to have a large burr under your saddle.

Things are twirling as we speak.

I'm just sitting here...shuffling.

Why does my thing not give me a zap on my hip anymore?

I'm dating a better class of bimbo these days.

I was going to get to go under her bed today!

She's oozing all the time.

Phil is doing a balloon.

We're still in backwards month.

Crap, I baked!

Fresh disaster.

Well, some things beg other questions.

My dumb pills were working.

Will say it with a smile

Come on, who wants to get onto the misery boat?

Have you looked at his bottom since last week?

She choked during my visit.

Urine is really yucky!

Thanks for your hustle anyway!

Aarrgghh
(Spit)

I'm getting a Dorothy Hamill haircut!

I will be the one with the pith helmet.

Oh knock me in the head and throw me in the river...

I'm not anxious, but I am horny...

I know I'm just a little old fat lady, but I'm stronger than I look.

She wanted me to get the jingle bells off the wall.

When Betty met Sally...

The elevator skipped 11 and went to 12

I can't take another nut.

Mine fried, so I had to start over.

Sorry, I have to go buzz now.

Today is "no-socks" tuesday.

Ignore cleaning message.

If you see me, pretend I am not there.

Paula has a pasemaker.

Dysfunction reigns!

My leg's asleep. I have experience.

I can only do so much people!!!

Are you still having fun with your Wii?

I was going to bring groovy back but it didn't work.

That's it, blame it all on the fairies!

It's like some fairy came and waved a crap wand in my life!

If there's anything I need to do, please hit me with a knowledge mallet.

 

She may not have hee own live data base by tomorrow. I asked Robeet.

I'm such a dork.  Was thinking of someone else.  All straight in my head now.

A lot of it is coming from her socks

I’m here. Take advantage of me.

Maybe she’s peeing too much

It’s OK as long as you remember which is day and which is night

If she stinks, that will further the disconnection.

My computer took a dump.

If it's a choice between pizza and blah blah blah
Don't stand in the doorway.

How about the big poopy diaper?

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

Shoot a Monkey!!!

He sparkles for me.

Not from a granola perspective...

I can see that on my internal Google Earth®

I may never be happy, so...

Sam gets the milk

The nausea comes with the burp

I've used the peas before.

Unless that dog has a baggie in his pocket, you've got some clean-up to do.

I will let your frustrations be heard.

If it didn't bother me I wouldn't care!

People assume all kinds of things no matter what you tell them

Pardon me if I went backwards

You never plan to fall down.

I've got two monkeys.

Consider me the WD-40 of your life.