There's only so much tweezers can do for a girl...

When you need a cigar, you need a cigar.

Wow -- they have Oprah there? Cool!

Dysfunction reigns!

Wag more. Bark less.

I'm sitting here watching him breathe.

On the sine wave of decency.

Don't mention "anal". 

It's been a long 48 hours.

I'm movin' in.

Just need to go home to pick up my toothbrush and my jammies.

Three of them are estranged: the rest are just strange.

She didn't mention the jig in her report

I don't know what to make of his legs.

It's a big long house with lots of sunken places.

There's too many people here in the bathroom!

She used to look like Mt St Helen's, now she looks more like Crater Lake.

I know his son, Fig.

May all your UA's indicate nothing remarkable.

On the weekends I was in charge of EVERYTHING!!!

His forehead has grown since I last saw him.

Due to spotty reception, we may be slow to respond.

We're fired up and ready to go...off the cliff of insolvency.

In a small town you get exposed more

By the way she's not dead

They should have named the show "Death", not "Life".

Those antibiotics are making you loopy dude.

I hear birdies singing again.

Here are the fuzzy bunnies.

Nope. Stretcher.

They're sort of slooowww men.

I'm losin' the love!

It was helpful, it just didn't help

If they're rough with me why am I the one taking the pills?

Oxycodone is just another white pill.

yeah, anyways...

I just went around the room and asked
"Have you taken your meds?"
"Have *you* taken your meds?"
"Have *you* taken *your* meds?"

You're the Social Worker -- YOU figure it out!

He is a human toxic waste dump.

Darn! Now I have to buy a turtle...

Coughed up yellow phlegm.....I know the feelin'......

Choose hair.

You have way more randomness than me

I stopped charting when I started falling asleep...

Really, really, ugly...

I have relatives and people I know who live a little funky.

I am becoming demented

I don't look like Angie!

(snort) Snort (snort)

I don't think anyone will die tonight.

Riding the technology short bus.

What is it with the bag people?

I have tried typing backwards, it takes a long time.

has a Toyota key, a whistle, and a key fob…

I'm slammed but I know you are as well.

Woo hoo!
I love aggression!

Dr. said scabies are gone, I sure hope so.

You spurned me first.

Sorry, I'm just trying to figure out my head...

Four games up from Memphis.

...One can't fight destiny, especially where kitty doody is concerned.

I'm a festoon-slap-happy sorta guy!

I'm a wacko wanna-be.

You'll be the first I try to bribe in the future...

I have to make some more sacks.

So that makes me either brave or dumb.

Let's go with the former, shall we?

Thanks!

Make mine apple.

2 xxl bms and a med

He is a full blown nutty.

I want to say yes almost.

Everything I do is a "Oh Oh Oh"

Everything I do is an "Ow!"

It's always Scott's fault...

How are we supposed to keep her if we can't find her?

I'm runny, and runny is a good thing.

I like my throats big and juicy

I'll change you back to you so Nancy can be Nancy.

meringue is my nemesis -- it weeps and i cry.