Blackie sends you an indignant meow!

I couldn't give you your mommy, so it was the least I could do.

Her final act was making pickles.

She walked past her and gave her a drive by kiss.

Lebanon is nice this time of year.

I've been letting my chickens out. I don't know about chickens....

I'm old-ish at 55.

I do pain every year

I'm a licensed amateur.

hungry hippie

Honey, I was BORN cynical.

Silly me. I can't get on internet.

Sometimes that happens when I've had fibre...

If we were really underground there would be zombies.

You're especially zippy today!

I don't like curly Q's.

It's the easiest place in the world to find, but nobody knows where it is.

He wasn't shaking when she saw him...

I don't think his weight has anything to do with his teeth

Lucidity is mine.

liquid hurl deliver me!

(I always dry heave 3 or 4 times before anything comes out)

Some of them made steer manure, some of them started restaurants.

It's coming back!

I guess it doesn't have any other place to go...

Smog is better than fog.

George is the drug gatekeeper.

If you want more, talk to George.

There are family problems...DUH!!!

SKULL PAIN!!!

I'll keep a hairy eyeball on that arm circumference.

She has finger foods and hair foods.

I'm evil: you know that.

Let's be fair. I do believe I am the broken record!

O.8 looms on the horizon!

If I didn't have to work for a living, I'd probably pinch myself.

You can confer, but no gazing.

If I happen to die, remember Helen is in the closet.

I would rather have wedgies and fart in public than not be able to fit into any more of my clothes. It's a small price to pay...

I here u snapping Scott

Effective immediately, I am crunch free!

Dear so and so,

Do hospital beds float?

She's a biter, so the staff is careful

I am nothing if not FLEXIBLE!

Isn't nerve damage wonderful?

...not remembering how to get from A to B

Sorry, yes. I'm trying to do a shower.

I am just doing things that Scott does and I am happy.

WOO HOO!

(ahem)

Er, thank you

I love baby ravioli hands

Aww, you got a broken Google!

per family, I am here now

I've got no time for dopeheads.

Wouldn't you like to club the doctor?

Where did you go again?

I'm off to see the drug addict.

She was playin' her country music...

All there is, is this mud, and it won't come out.

Yea for the longfoot club!

I need a geek.

We must embrace our inner beige.

Hodge podge willy nilly.

You really can overdose on too much herbs...

the hamsters are weary

Seemy note and meds.