Hahaha...Cat Bucket!

I get sandblasted once a month.

I must have desirable dirt

..will make sure communiation complete.

They're so laid back, they're almost laying down!

I went to school for two years so I don't have to do that.

It's a good thing she's deaf and can't hear much.

Please bare with me

I go to Costco.

Had a doofus attack

sorry...chemobrain

What you need to do here is go out into a field, and just talk to yourself!

Sometimes it's good to be vague.

Is fixing dates a me thing or a you thing?

I am on way but got caught up in a parade.

Fear not!  Thy name is still Bob!

 

Also -- why are we not hanging out?  Lets fix that.

Who you callin' a lady?!??!?

Now THERE'S a T-shirt!

We ARE the old foggies.

Always trust the spidey sense!

It wasn't horrible, but it was nasty.

It's got my hinky flag up....

His skin is about 9 miles better

There's always a woman in my room, and I always have to pass gas.

She's very meticulous about her smell.

I will do whatever I'm told

Sucks to be you!

I'm not the idiot.

And I always enjoy anything crispy

I haven't had a food fight in a long time.

My ears are always open.

Don't diss' the cats.

I prefer to think of it as a long, slow, decay.

 

 

...like rotting candy on unflossed teeth.

Life is like a bubble.

It's craziness, but do it all the time if you want to!

Do you want your yolk broken?

Pumpkins will fly when you hear the horn!

Is that a speech impediment or are you just lethargic?

Right now we have a vision of a family of hedgehogs. Malnourished ones.

This is all for now.

Oh, I thought it was hunky men of America. They forgot to call me.

You watch, now TOMORROW she'll have a seizure.

She can now distinguish Tammie from "Mitch".

Well, at least you're not "Mitch" anymore!

If she's not dying, I will just work on the meds.

If all else fails, you have enough for canasta!

It's good that my aim sucked & the beer bottle didn't hit anything important.

Like so many Marines on Iwo Jima, the beans have landed.

I'm not changing any more diapers, guys.

Get in jail so I can get you out.

Oh, what are we?

These M&Ms taste rotten.
That's because they're Skittles.

I've seen geeks and I've seen nerds, but I've never seen geeks AND nerds.

It gets bad when you have to sleep in your track shoes.

Dennis is like an inflatable Hugh.

"I like to put a spoon in it and make it scream", said Rob

I thought I heard banjo music as I crossed the crick'.

of course, everyone is 'relatively young' to me, nowadays

We're all rooting for the acute event.

She eats like a little horse.

The dog I could step on.....

The whatnot is especially difficult.

She does alternate between swearing and "thank you".

Ethel is 30 years older but does the same stuff.

You don't want to just yank that digoxin.

Nothing here is done gently.

It's nonsensical to chart stuff on a dead person.

If you're not sure what it is, destroy it.

When I'm greeted by pit bulls and ferrets and snakes, I just say "no".

The seminar callers are coming out of the trees.

You don't get burned there, they take you to Salem.

We were on a pie jag for awhile.

I'm not going to win the blanket war.

Wait! That's not caramel!

...wait, that's not caramel!

I will effort to use quotes frequently