It has come to my attention that some people did not know this.

I don't like those two fat ladies.

You're yellow because you don't drink coffee.

I hear bass sounds in my head.

That one I can trust - it's got apples on it.

I thought you were in there, Phil.

Do we have ice?

If I had a daughter named Nancy, I wouldn't encourage her to marry a man whose last name was Malig

Please wait unless I'm indispensible

I've been advertising for sycophants.....I can't find any.

I'm walking on eggshells

...'cause you're an egg

You're a nerd. I didn't know that.

He's using the urinal and we're keeping our fingers crossed.

My visits there are bipolar.

I'll always take a weight

He's a "wall walker"

She's doing the "pill rolling" thing.

Maybe on your face! : )

People eat snails, so why not Jack in the Box tacos?

How does she feel about being wired?

The guy breathes like a hamster

I'm in there, but I haven't been out there

Pardon the hilarity.

I'm glad my inside voice was staying inside.

I will call this my diversion therapy

Don't be shy, if you need help.

Are you telling me that my shit stinks?

I'll talk to my people and you talk to your people and then we'll talk.

Take that Disagree Troll!!!

You've obviously never been in love with an Italian

I was made to fertilize!!!

Gravity took my leg...

Birthday or no birthday, you don't get to bite people.

I am going to fix her 'I' statements.

I think you've been toying with your dose again…

son of a luney llama

Make sure Benny is applying properly

All baby snacks are full of sugar and styrofoam.

We had pictures but the termites ate most of them.

My scarecrow is snoring too loudly.

I am lickety split.