I missed you, but did see our dentist.

...and I'm on drugs...

The beer and the drugs are getting the better of me...

Everything was just zip zap.

We need to strive for naked weights!

I can walk through the park and pee at the same time!

She can't wiggle!

That's the way the family functions

Up and making french toast again...

Speak for yourself. I'm bipolar.

I think I'm pushing his buttons, but he still likes me

Ol' Figgy Hound

legs nice and moist

sleeing good now

With a blended fish diet, I'm not sure how that happened!

I like the newton chops with the booties

I wonder if I could persuade you to unplug me.

She has a top ten curmudgeon list.

I don't envy anyone having a stroke.

I can put on my pushy face...

I will be available, but may be a bit slow to repond.

I'm not opposed to "thingies"

You can slice bananas for me anytime!

I'm just ill, I'm not dead!

I swear, I'm having "do do do do" all day long!

Never trust a transvestite rodeo clown.

Although I'm a pacifist, I will shoot you if you want.

You can give me anything, baby!

She's not milky at all; she's more of a phlegm color.

She's confused but she's consistent.

She's on, like, everything...

Don't look at my mouse.

It tastes entirely of grease and not in the good way.

Life is a pre-existing condition.

There's nothin' pretty about Death

No more Kryptonite for me

(even though it is crazy yummy)

I'm a word-meister.

She promised to marry him if he'd take Thorazine.

took out dresser on way down

Yesterday for lunch I had a PB and fig!

I will make sure you are out of there on time, Mr. Danger.

I thought Scott would have said that.....or Keith....

Full-on Germaphobe

I'm more afraid of your beard than I am of dying.

It took me three hours for the toenails, but he needed a smoke break

I have no problem letting her know how regular I am

You have a cute mouse....I want a cute mouse.

I like coffee flavored coffee.

Release the urinal!

My brain acts like a squirrel in the park.

I'd rather be a fig than a bergamot.

I'm scaring me

We don't have to get kinky and use the whole chicken.

My only Catholic experience is on TV.

I'm in my "Home Depot" mind.

That's a 'Jim" question.

He's stunned but happy.

If you're online it'll be OK, because then they can't throw things at you.

Some require stronger magic.

I can read beetween the like.

He's bigger than he looks.