Post-Fig purge.
It happens.

I fed him half my cheesecake.

At this rate you'll never make the bonus round.

They talked shop, and I ate

Today, hopefully, we'll do hair...

I'm not demented, but I only have one oar in the water

I think our two eMails crossed in the ether!

My brain fart came back to haunt me

She'd had Mexican food. By the time I saw her she was bubbly and effervescent...

There's a lot of chocolate on board.

We specialize in monosyllables here.

Maturing into any kind of sexual identity would be extremely awkward if you were a puppet

Kudos on those toenails.

The diarrhea will help her mind to be clear.

Why use a whistle when you have a brick?

He's a phantom as far as I'm concerned, since I've never met him.

I asked the desk to look in the drawer

I'm an old fart, remember?

I can put the words in his mouth.

I love popcorn but it hates me.

He is anti-psychoticopenic.

My mind shut off after I thought I knew what you were going to say.

Either way, I'm farting!

I'm on the "don't like" list.

I'm wearing a mask, you guys!

It looks like a clot and quacks like a clot.

Don't mind me...

I don't think you want to be burning diapers.

We got the fundage.