Hmm.

This is made of bizarre.

checking...

You can make a mud sandwich, but it still tastes like mud.

She has a little bug....or something....

I forgot how to sink.

They make better hummus than we do.

If we're counting clicks, we still have less clicks.

Mr. Google must be in an ox cart.

I am here now

Whatever I want is a civil right.

Everyone is typically untypical

Sometimes I wonder if the Universe needs a Q-Tip.

Constipation is like the kiss of death.

Why not both? Live a little.

I agree with Robert...

...you kinda should be on meds...

A goal without an intervention is just a wish...

It's not about her, it's about me.

They're German people and they really believe in suppositories.

There's always a Dolores.

Rails are rails.

Dory's not doing that.

Let's not go Freudian.

I'm new every time I go out there.

We're centering.

I'm impressed that so many weirdos can come out of so little woodwork.

One week could be one day, or it could be seven

Something smells and it's not my socks this time.

Yes,

...and nooooooo

Nothing like jelly arms and chest

Osgood is watching the tube.

Is cheese supposed to crunch?

I don't think the tooth fairy does diapers.

Well, that's the end of my locking dance

Pull up a piece of cardboard and have a good time!

I mean, people die!

There were dogs and babies and semi-demented mothers.........

I haven't had a nightmare about a patient in years.

I don't know how to get her pee out.

I tried to appeal to her sense of nurse.

We have to get used to the idea of being harassed.

I have too many icons that look like newspapers

You will love my garlic danish.

Is your Medicare Week Flag flipped?

I destroyed two cassettes.

Mouth numb, feel dumb.

Thanks again, Dave.

It's always later than you think...

Was she wheezy, or just gunky?

Kins needs a suit to hit the waterpark!

I listen better when I'm sitting down...

If you don't think you are worthy of love, don't expect others to give you what you deny to yourself.

The dog was obsessed with it.

She walks and eats and does Sudoku puzzles.

Scruffy but nice.

He doesn't roll well

(he did roll for me)

I require extensive supervision.

(read this out loud or it may not make sense)

How's your drool?

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