I just farted a whole big bunch.

The Archbishop of Canterbury is a twerp.

I am on my way.

She could probably sweat Pepsi!

I have sunk. You have not.

They are weird people behind that window...

Yes, but was this before, or after the Percocet?

He went with me for a walk on the phone.

She looks like a caution sign.

The deadline for nice was yesterday.

eruption over for the moment

I am SO glad to say I'm innocent!

I shall name you:
"Katrine the dyslexic Klingon"

He tried to be a superhero, but he didn't have a cape.

Is that like flatus?

The baskets don't have printers.

We're going to have to get a really big urn!

It was kind of like gushing out a little bit.

I've done the Dexamethasone thing.

We all take the bullet.

They tend to play the culture card quite a bit.

Your half doesn't get to slide over to my half......

Where's the "Like" button?

With sufficient cunning and tact, one may have his spite and keep his nose.

I'm raising money for Save our Fuzzy Butts!

Most of my sequestrae are mainly quiescent.

Let's blow this pop stand and go get some margaritas.

Just how many compartments do you have in your head?

It's not my fault if your butt is squishy...

Just move those deck chairs around...

The back of my head is full.

She chuckles but I think she'd still pinch.

She was coma-toast...

She used me as an excuse for somebody not to come over.

I always wanted to be a Keith.

There are some issues on her bottom.

It was too loud because it was ugly.

My guy in China got fired.

She's in her mid-fifties...

...all of her pumpkins have left home...

That's the last time I'll play Hackey Sack on the highway.

Shiny heads make me happy.

I'm going to sit because my bifocals won't go that far down.

There is signage.

The look of virtue and the fiber content of pudding.

Mmmmm......pigeons. Fire up the barbecue!

Simply Snarky.

Of course we can, I'm the boss.

I'll swing by your cube...

I used to be uptight about being around dead people.

I'm not sure Guggenheim is microwave-safe...

I have nuts; I don't need cherries...

Name all the conservative guys you know who have boobs.

I take it all back...

 

You da QUEEN, baby!

It was a wild hair, but hey -- it worked!

He took away subtlety

Everything she saw on TV she watned to eat...

All you need is a tube of Aspercream...

She loves her little sidekick Wilma

They yell from wherever they are to tell me what to do.

I'm over my resentment.

He doesn't want to be a woman. He just likes to have breasts.

It is never a secret when I shake my pom poms!

Silken tofu is your friend.

Are you sure it wasn't MRS Snuffaluffagus?

Don't make fun of my peeps.

Massage my feet and feed me yogurt.

Leadership buzzwords

blah blah blah

As soon as my face goes pruney, I'm in.