I left out the Eau De Psycho from my morning routine today!

Open 7 days a week
Pooh
Apes

Wonky..haha...me?....no way...I'm only wonky on Friday's. Never on Mondays...

I recommend a good putter.

With bread and milk you are an egg and vanilla away from French Toast

Just call me vanilla.

His wife continues to be fascinating.

If he would let me I would shave him...

Ungers was called. I called me also.

It it's got horns, we can kill it.

My head still thinking about this guy.

That's 9 of the 15 monkeys...

I take random pictures of myself at night, just for fun.

I delete them.

I meant so say steve.

I'm trying to think of a way to insert some remark about Zeppo Marx, but as it is friday my brain is uncooperative at the moment.

But a morning meal without marshmallows is such a hollow experience......

 Your toe, my thumb -- lets get together soon!

Grizzled veteran of the Grief and Bereavement Wars...

Hoping for the weakness to start...

Apparently we are not cockroaches.

It's all over: she's fatter, but it is weird...

When she crashes, it's going to be spectacular.

It's scary out there! Dangerous! Socialists! Liberals! Lesbian performance artists!!

Is it true? DO sad friends deserve a Chihuahua driven dogsled?

I am attempting to access our paleolithic database: Phil

your memory isn't bad for a one-legged marathoner

Sometimes I have wet farts. Sometimes I have dry farts.

That was a dry fart.

Just so you know...

I'm not a pea-pod person...

Sheriff Poop Approves!

Forgot the 'm

I plan to be the skinny guy with the 'stache.

I just ran 19 miles. Hungover.
I am both insane and a ninja.

We've got a roller thing.

The occasional "you have my eye patches" discussion now seems a bit silly.

I think I'm getting more squeamish as I get older.

I have some patients with fuzzy faces.

There's something wrong with my synapses today

OK, LET'S GO!

His brain is wonderful.

I told her family "You'll have to stay on top of her to see if she's
breathing OK"

How do I get tingle off of my list?

My vacation tastes like watermelon and imported beer.

If you don't double click, sometimes you don't get anything at all.

ps- if she is dead- could whichever nurse makes visit send tod please.

Hi, I'm Nausea Ted

She's still wacky, but she's calmer.