Today's a good tit day.

What fruit to you need to work on?

Don't ever let me die with a bra on!!!

I lost my HoJo mojo!

Reach? Sounds more like retch!

Sheila disappeared.

I still have to help her get her leg over the lip of the thing...

Kate was the small swarthy man's wife...

...or ex wife

...or some sort of wife!!

 

She didn't smoke cigars

Just when I think I've been everywhere, Quinaby Rd comes along and proves me wrong.

Think of the Internet!

Think of rockets!!!

He looks at it and drools but that's OK.

I threw MYSELF under the bus.

I didn't know you had that hat!

I'm good at "nothing".

I'm sorry I'm from California.

Every hunter with a scope is headed for Zanesville.

We don't make chicken jokes in Scio.

Bb won't type certin letters tod y. Th inks.

I wanted the Grand Poobah to weigh in.

I'm living without temporal borders and feeling confused.

That's a hell of a lot of Entocort!

She's got longevity in her jeans.

That's a brick on its side...

Am I just going to lay here and be incontinent?

Make that Blanch, not Beulah

There's some ugliness out there that's just not professional...

When I saw her, she was doing the half-eye thing.

Whatever you do, it will be better than nothing...

Is somebody Sonya?

I feel like we're a pimp service.

He's like a ripe peach.

I am so getting my duct tape out.

I'm a turtle…J...I'll let u know when complete..thx

Thanks so much for playing in the sandbox. I'm leaving now.

I liked your boop.

he said he is ready to die whenever, his only concern is moving

I laugh at clout.

Spanish eggs have an H

Sometimes I just don't like to squeeze the sponge