feelin like a vegetarian cuz I forgot my chicken!

Some good milk right there!

Meat is nothing to be afraid of

Without the love, it's just a ball of meat

They have Ace in the hole nice mattress.

We talked about how you don't get hooked on nitro...

She didn't die, she left.

I need to smell nice now!

You're talkin' to the Post-It Queen!

I am Jeff

WE are on the death bed. HE is on the death couch.

She's kind of gray-pale

His legs feel really noodley.

I just thought it would be fun to lactate...

I thought I told you to give up on finding Sasquatch!

I make good nuts!

It's the perfect storm of stupid.

His bowels are firing blanks.

She turns purple and then she turns white.

Think about her puff compared to most other people's puff.

Pupusa coma...

I am now. I sync last night.

In hospice every day is friday the 13th.

Just a minute, I can't do three things twice!

Is that "Ed" from "Ed and Ed"?

I want to keep it moist but I don't want it sloppy.

I don't like the smell of your cheese!

It was more of a "clomp, clomp, clomp", rather than a "gliiiiiiiide"

 

I'm not sure what that means...

Can I get a barf bucket?

I don't know if he has a history of depression or being in the military but he is a Methodist.

Burial. Slow to respond.