Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Don't confuse me with the facts when I'm being indignant.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

I tried as hard as I could over the weekend, but I couldn't get cloned!

We just thought you would be coming more often and doing "nursy" things...

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Let everyone know my name is now keith.

We can make the cat happen today if the people who made the cat happen yesterday can't make the cat happen today

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

You can drain off the fluid but you can't drain off the fat.