We be good but we be po

I'm now sitting in my car, thank you very much!

That smacking sound you heard?

 

Facepalm.

We like big talking.

He doesn't have a lot of breath to hold...

It was Dale Evans (nudge nudge, wink wink)

Now I'm a REAL boy!!!

Chickens should be able to cross without being questioned.

Every man needs a secret meatball.

That penny did not come out of me!

My Zombies don't chase me as much as I would like...

If I stop breathing I'll let you know...

She was an RV Master!

He had these gnarly toes......

We just got insulted and didn't know it!

Most of what I have is so round there's nothing to pinch.

On the cranky pants scale she can't get much higher

I'll wave whatever wands I can find…

There's two different ends...

Believe me! I took a canning class, so I know!

There's too many tears here and I'm allergic!

Hey, there's a lot of candy left in my piñata!

Especially in the dark crevices...

Download it or whatever.

There's a backside.

There is?

You've been moved up to the front of the back side!

She is just a little space cookie.

You have your own Vinnie.

I am using way too many letters...

You ain't got time to bleed.

Obviously skimming is more my style. Hehe.

I plan to call her malady

well, like the stoned girlfriend said...

I am so nice to you compared with how I'm feeling......

I was getting worried I would have to cancel my appointment with baby Jesus!

You out-ughed me.

Sorry for the chest pain I just caused.

We never know what that colon looks like until we get in there...

I'll see you that "heavier sigh" and raise you a primal scream.

N's only work when I kick my keyboard...