I hold gold in couch potato.

I like gravy.

There's somebody else's teeth in my mother's mouth!

Oooooh convenience in a syringe. I love it!

I mean its not often you come across someone who farts glitter and it smells like freshly baked cookies!

per wife, mumble jumbo talking...

I need a nap, a vacation, or a cookie.

Nonweightbearing and lasix do not go well together

testing 1-2-3

This was deliciouser than I thought!

...unlike that soup I made...

We each have moments with Ichiro.

My brain kills me...

It was aweful! I mean like di Vinci Code aweful!

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I blamed you!

I was not telling the report enough information and kept going in a circle.

That's not a dead animal, that's a burrito.

They won't be having so many dings now.

I got a picture in mind of a tap dancing penguin.

There's more dogs than people!

He's a beached whale.....

Did I let you talk?

Basically, they said "Just so you know, we hid the machete"...

Leggo my ego!

I'm just going to put a kick stand and wheels on this posting.....

If I ate purple-jelly donuts, I'd eat one now…

I thought we were having a chew-off...

Which eye is your weird eye?

He's Pinocchio cubed.

Fiddley-Fooey. Am I the only one having an upsurge in rashy complaints?

First, I gong my little thingie...

Back to her bowels.....

Under her arms, looks...goooood!!

Excuse me just a second while I breath.

I think I might be indecisive...

If this keeps up we won't have any right feet left...

Here comes Snow White with testicles.

Spelled sideways her name is lemon.

Just like a Sandy Koufax fastball!

(...WHIFF!!!)

We wouldn't want to taint our genius with errant advertisements...

It's the week of the crazy daughters.

I trotted out my rusty Spanish.

I don't put catheters in dead bodies.

I don't think she has the strength to scratch any more...