You look like a blackberry.

If I wasn't emotionally callous, I'd be blushing.

She looked like Ernest Borgnine.

I'm nice, dammit!

He's had quite a few little bandaids lately...

He looks really cute, but his clothes are too tight...

Swimming with the dolphins is better than sleeping with the fishes.

I tolerate your buttons.

I feel reassured that my capacity is intact.

Please pardon the hospice cowboy thang

Everyone else fine.
Everyone else

I'm whooped!!!

He's in the heavenly risotto now....

It would be easy to shower him with love and tenderness if he wasn't such an ass.

Seriously, thanks for being such a good Phil.

Opens eyes when name is shouted.

I think he took ham too much to heart.

I can't tell how much of her is there.

I haven't met too many bad donuts.

It won't be less if he doesn't take more.

Wrong Cindy?

I smell tailgates.

We are not stinky right now.

You're a fruited plain.

I wonder if there's a limbo bar in the storeroom...

Now I need someone to peel me off of the ceiling.

I, too, am going blind I guess...

If Curly were here we could be the Three Stooges.

I can hear you with my bad ear!

No! Yea! No!

Until further notice, no more Davises will be admitted to hospice.

I don't know why I'm lagging....

My toes still glow.

I'm really shy despite my mouth...

8 reflects what ball you are behind.

I think it died because it was on my desk.

I like your red lunch pail.

I was thinking more like "ahhhgrruuh"

Her dog is going to have a home.

The cogs of bureaucracy take time to turn.

Maybe I can barter for a Mai Tai.

We're not "Denial Busters!"

It's hard to get fired from being an intern.

It's not the suing that I'm worried about...it's the winning.

At least I get my own button!!

I think he got dressed until the day he died.

I did not shut off your internet!  You have the ultimate "look like I am working" device!

She apparently did some preaching on her own!

I could have told you that if you hadn't asked me...

May yo mayo never spoil- o.

It sounds like a freight train going through his nose!

Nobody there is living in Realistic-Land.

They're triangulating all over the place.

I could hear her not taking down the number as I gave it to her over the phone...

Have you seen his feet lately!?!?!?

That's so funny I shared it with all my grieving widows...

Open up that policy to see if we addressed that worm...

The cavalry was a tow truck.

Consider yourself "temporary Phil".

I know it's not ALL about me, but SOME of it is.

The paramedics were a little cranky...

He's not the greatest roller...

We're trying to convince him he's not the same.

I'm all for drugs!

He's a Psychotherapist

 

...just leave off the therapist.

He's awake and bitchin'.