I want the 'tink!' but not the 'thud!'

I don't know what to do about my bowel movements!

I'm still perfecting Clark Kent. Superman will have to wait.

I know nada about Rambo.

I have so many people on morphine right now.

You look like you just came over from England, but you had a bowl on your head first...

I start doing something and then I have to stop and do the chicken thing.

It's OK to float, but I hope you don't sink.

If the wheelchair is rockin', don't come a knockin'.

You're blowing fuses AND you have scabies.

I think your dog is leaking.

I don't know how I'm blessed with toes.

Eat, drink, and be, well-whatever......

I feel better with the orangutan...

The ICE is like a free roller coaster :D

I am sir tortoise today, not sir speedy

Can I blame it on cold, fat fingers?

I have no problem avoiding sugar...as long as it is not around.

'Cause I have random things speak to me too...

Sorry, I just realized we were talking about two different weeks...

Drop and go!

 

(that's the way it works...)

In my mind I know what she's on.

He moves well enough to fall down...

....I've been bumping into crap all week.

She's got those bruises from the little thin-skinned people

She talks....she just doesn't say anything.

I mentioned your name and she didn't say anything...

Whoa! Brain fart!

I told him I'd be measuring his weight and monitoring his girth!

You had me at "alert and oriented"...

I'm monitoring his left thigh...

I like throat cancer...

I feel light headed with possibilities...