My soul is tired today.

Bupkus all around!

I have her filed under "crazy".

She's bedbound because of her own wackiness...

It's just nice to have a past...

I vow now to die man-boobless.

My comments have been certified as embellishment-free.

Keith, do you have your's up?

His buttocks always seem to be on the edge of breakdown.

She's in love with her dexamethasone

I lost my yarmulka!

She doesn't seem to mind, so...

He's beyond pregnant.

We can't expect you to sin ad infinitum!

You're in a belated mode.

Sounds like a bad episode of "Love Boat".

She is an anxious little human.

It's not my turn but I'm confused.

It's dirty but it's clean.

She wouldn't drink her glucose.

It's easy when one is warped.

Her mentation is fine when she is going in to the bathroom...

I never thought I would end my life in an RV.

Wait for me, and gather yourself...

Do they know her toe could fall off at any minute?

What is it we're drawing and eating?

Do you have to quack when you talk?

He decided he liked the foot pain better...

I don't think they put toxic waste in burlap bags.

Well, you just passed the old fart test.

She reminds me of you but in a skirt...

We have to figure out a way to "dog" the "flip"!

Poor ol' Septic Santa

I'm doin' the clarity jig! (It looks a little like a riverdance)

So Les Schwab has hats?

I suppose they make super-size coffins.

We're finally getting her bowels on an even keel......

Sometimes just sitting in his chair he'll get a hot flash.

 

I'm not sure what that is all about...

OK.

Actually, I was channeling Jar Jar Binks.

"Party on dudes" is not the same as "Party on, dudes"

K. I got raisins!

All of the people who were too weird for California moved to Seattle.

...will attempt a call after finishing this shower :)

The worst that can happen is nothing.

(Oops, I was supposed to use my "inside voice" then)