Yep, we'll have to ruminate on the gears.

How do you feel about the term "your mother is now fertilizer"?

Scramble some eggs and you can feel like a hunter!

I'm listening in the third person.

A woo,
And a hoo,
Both to you!

I live to screw up another day! Woo hoo!

He was pretty aggravated during my visit and I like all ten of my fingers.

...am I still undercover Nancy?

Whoa! That was some kind of scientific thing that just happened there!

You can hear the banjo playin' as you come down the driveway.

I'm kind of specializing in Japanese Buddhists these days...

It's hard to cow-tow to gibberish!

She did something to pipe him up.

The tummy is new to me...

Sometimes its a piece of meat.

 

Otherwise its a piece of toast.

I defer to Shelley, Empress of All Things Infusion and Wound Related

I've never ridden in an RV before.

 

...I'm an RV virgin!

There's nothing like burnt cheese...

I can hear the munchkins playing their tiny harps.

She didn't say anything about her mother being a guitar.

I guess that's the bright side of OCD...

I'm backin' up.

Well, since you've got me talking again...

My laptop needs an enema.

I survived the Great Keith-pocalypse of 2013!

I'd rather have more toilet paper than safety checks.
(Scribbled note posted by patient's door)

All peeps are good.

It wasn't me, thinking!

You're so dextile!!!

Everybody Poops

 

(but not everybody can do the dougie)

Buy cheap socks and buy a lot of them.

Is he twitching yet?

You seem like a man who washes his hands, so...

Women with five o' clock shadows don't get a lot of dates.

You are a teacher and you deserve a burrito.

I'm a big fan of what's her name!

He's gray as gray can get.

I heard a little gurgle in her...

He keeps toodlin' in there with her warmed up peach juice....

I don't know whether to hug them or wring their necks!

I'm not talking! I'm listening!

Discontinue Dexamethasone!