I squirm until I'm OK.

Needless to say, I'm wooee wooee...

Life doesn't stop for death.

I'm happy to destroy these for you.....

Time really whizzes by when you're having a ball!

We're out of luck...

 

He's out of luck...

 

Everybody's out of luck...

I had the best bowel movement!

I keep showing up at Gunsmoke time! 

Looks like the two of you got anointed...

It's a guy thing. Where do you plug it in?

Unfortunately, that makes sense.

I'm trying to remember if I bake.

Will do.

 

Probably, I mean there is a high likelyhood that I will, we'll see, no I'll do it, I'm convicted, yes, it will happen.

 

Can you imagine what goes on in my head all day?

 

Don't, just don't.

 

Make the voices stop. 

These are not the rate hikes you're looking for.

Please don't be subtle with me!

I'll take the whew!

Am I in trouble for being a Sassy Frass???

It's all in the bedtime story!!!

Consider yourself immortalized.

At least I don't have to wear a face mask.

My name's not simple.

I scare my cats.

Insert joke here.

Gave enema…..let's hope for poo!!

They have to pry her mouth open because she's disoriented a little bit.

I'm drawing hearts over here in my own La-La Land...

If only she used her foster home for niceness instead of evil...

Presently not able to report to work as I resemble an alien...

Hay truck Dump late a bit

It's all fun and games until you get chamomile tea in your ear.

My appetite isn't worth a damn!

We're numbed to our own mediocrity.

Her bottom looks like it's slowly closing up.

2 people have asked about the BRA.

Let's go with flexible spine...

I'm in happy hour mode.

Poetry is the anti-alcohol.

I can hear your diabolical chortle all the way over here.

Burial is accomplished.