You open it!!!

I don't want another ferret...or whatever...

Warped minds are also speedy!

oh my squeak is pretty loud.
spacing out the noise.

He's got a little potty problem.

Let's have a cranky-fest!

I've got crankiness in my bones today.

You're the man.

The tomato man.

He's got red crinkles.

I feel cheated. I didn't smell anything.

I've been going days without getting hold of any humans...

You can talk about the bowel stuff.

I don't think she's decomposing.

I usually do my lightbulb changing on Fridays...

I'm a casual sneezer...

You're "young old" -- you're not "old old" yet!

synch doen

Somehow a liver smoothie doesn't sound all that good.

They're gonna be jingling all over the place...

I replaced it yesterday, now it hurts.

...that's a lot of chili!

I didn't think she had time to become an invalid...

It's probably best if you just stop talking now.

Good is better than pretty.

 

(and lucky is better than good!)

All my hay is in for the year!

All are content.

Raw

You can grab one of the laminated WILDAs!

You know the motto...

 

If you're going to be a professional athlete, wear a life preserver!

She speaks in Japanese, but she doesn't make any sense...

If she's not at the door, knock on the window!

It's like she's chewing gum...but there's no gum!

I thought we were going to get rats with diarrhea.

He doesn't say real words anymore.

Everybody I saw yesterday wanted to talk about bowels.

It's hard to listen with digitalis poisoning.