There was somethin' hitting against somethin' in there.....

Try a little morphine at bedtime. Everyone needs just a drop.

Feel free to talk in zombie voice.

I actually went to high school with a guy named Fatty Cheese.

I really need to mark my things...

I covet your chewing...

I spent all day yesterday not getting a nosebleed...

I so want to lean on you, but I don't want my nose to bleed...

I'm already under the bus. Might as well laugh while I'm down here...

I've got bereavement coming out of my ears.

She must have been sucking in all her limbs.

Thank God she had that episode.

When you say "we" I feel involved...

I think someone put my number on a bathroom wall somewhere.

I am HERE!

Where's the duck?

I tried to disimpact someone's schizophrenia once and almost lost an eyeball in the backfire.

Hey! This body's still warm!

I'll try to drill for the nerve tomorrow, and we'll see what happens...

She ate lasagna and I guess that really burned her up...

My granddaughter thought it was a pony.

She's not dripping like she was.....

my snark-o-meter may be on the fritz