The plan will be "find out what's the plan".

Never apologize for thinking.

My computer just died and my brain is going with it.

My ear just doesn't see like it used to...

Can you bark like a dog?

Pain makes my nipples 3D.

It ain't the flu unless you barf things you've only thought about eating.

I just like to say "Zelma". It makes a whitebread feel ethnic.

Can I blow the Julie whistle?

Only a nurse can eat and talk about poop.

I have a problem with muskporn

I thought I knew what was happening...but then it changed

She's probably just as dead as she was.

It's not fun when they're agitated.

If this is a test, you get an 'A+' and I get a 'you suck'

I should have a beeper in my butt.

I didn't know Satan had a terminal disease.