She was our stand-in salmon

You don't see many women with beards.

Sorry about the "honey" part.

She seems to be a little rounder each time I go.

Anti-coagulation is overrated.

...what do you expect, pom poms?

Rebecca is our guru.

Is there anything better than eating tacos in a limo?

Am I going to sneeze, or am I going to just sit here and have a  tickle?

chest hair lol

Hooray for babies!

I never have any fun when I vomit.

I really like skating, I just don't like wearing skates.

I'm mucho magnanimous!

He is like Jello: if you put him in a chair he just sort of starts oozing down.

I've got 8 BRA's, which should keep me busy for awhile.

Blurb, dude!