If it's green the cat will eat it.

I don't like to type with my fingers...

I am coiffed and coffee imbibed good to go!

Oh. It must be that 'human' part of your genome...

I hunt because when it comes to the end of the world you'll want a redneck on your team.

I like my beer out of a wine glass.

You have reached the number you have called.

I've got too many people swimming in my head right now.

Don't confuse me with the facts. I wanna sing.

Don't touch that honey. You don't know where those bees have been.

When the family's ready, you'd better go.

I'm like a chalkboard -- there's nothing there...

I'm a temporary vegan.