We're just pushing and punting...

She just kind of rides her own merry-go-round and we do what we can for her every time she swings on by...

The blander the better

Sometimes, you just have to pee in the dark

How palliative of you!

This is what focus sounds like.

I'm only speeding 'cause I really have to poop!

Our problem is: length and width.

Please! Don't say 'penis' -- it's Christmas!!!

John has anointed me to talk about his bowels.

You're nodding your head like you know something.

We're going to have to be a little more OCD about our opiates...

Sometimes it feels like it takes an act of Congress to wipe my butt!

Death is the first step to insanity.

(Sorry about the bilingual mish-mash)

Prayer isn't exactly like making sausage...

He's as pleasant as Punch