Our big focal point has been her bowels.

You can get behind, and shove me, if you want to...

You probably think you're cool if you take Tramadol.

OK, I'm going to pontificate for awhile.

What IS this? Squirrel Christmas?

I can't tell if she's walking her dog or her husband.

On Friday we all have a little ding bat.

Don't get my backside.

There's no clicking here on anything.

You've been evicted from the farkel table.

It's big when you farkle.

Let me knot if I can help you.

I'm my own secret pal.

Jell-O is magic.

That is all.

I might be a piddler...

I'm not a bean cooker...

Blood doesn't smell like soda pop.

It's Hepatitis A, not a party...

Not sure what is going on in Providence-Land.

Gotta lift that tongue!

I'm not forcing my vag, just because you have to pee!

I don't have a Klingon forehead.

I had to do a little dancing in the verbage.

I can't believe there's anyone in Woodburn who is still alive.

If I was a lifesaver, I'd pick Butter Rum.

It's hard to stick two tubes in one nostril.

It'll take more than a rump bump to slow me down!

I can hear your 'ding'

I am highly motivated to avoid wedgies

Wow! Sounds like someone opened the floodgates at Crazytown!

I really consider myself more of a rutabaga.

You're an over achiever, in the poop department.

How about some onion ice cream?

We focus on pain and poop.

Auto correct. But a wretchy retch it was.

I got your McMuffin right here......

I am the eagle to your birds. Splat!

Woo hoo! Porta-Potties!

I'll send a lackey and settle for 20.

If it has an orange thingy on it, don't send it.

There are times when you should just let people be rude and not say anything.

I meant wee wee wee all the way home. Not wee wee!

Let's pause while we're paused,
...and just DO this.

Hey! Don't poke people with your monkey!

Ohhh, THERE'S my incognito.

He's a lovely color of orange.

You need me, and I need to sit the frick down.

Thanks, but no thanks. The dry heaving is burning my throat.

Not only am I a chicken, I'm dyslexic!

Oops.

(that was me)

You and this apple have become traveling companions!

I know she's eating because I find stuff in her bed.

She had wrinkles in her feet. We got excited about that.

We have lived in skunk heaven all weekend.

If you touch her feet she will hit you.

Bring me back some bluegrass!

If I had multi-hued boots I'd wear them!

She's going to die of old age....eventually.

You're the one with the broken neck. You need to be sitting in that chair.

I have to keep rinsing off the goobies.

I need to stuff a pillow under your butt!

Sometimes I have good 'Light juju' and sometimes I don't.

I'm home with salad.

Did you know that you can see stars in your bedroom?

She wants to live while she's alive.

Would she take more Prozac instead of a diamond ring?

I'm pretty good at playing dumb.

Leslie, would you whack that gong for me?

I put things in, I don't take them out!

I don't understand why your vagina has to have the light on...

Shhhh! Time travel  is my super-power!

Murky is my name today.

I can absorb.

Several people in that end of the world said "No".

It's hard to compete with the elephant's instep.

I've got a bad case of JCAHO disease.

I don't want to be the reason for your face-plant

I'm calling as we speak.

Muffins are different than biscuits.

And I've come to love biscuits.

Are you on board with the "okey dokey"?

How can you sing along with your 'cakehole' closed?

His bottom is in good condition.

It's more buttery than rummy.

I thought maybe I could get it in the slot...but I can't

I'M HUNGRY!!!

I'm not the bath Gestapo.

I feel so sloppy. I'm dropping my waffle.

I hate to eat in the morning.

I don't like being behind things I can't see through.

Hey!!! There's a plane!!!

Oh. That's the airport...

Laughing and driving isn't good because my eyes get small.

Once in awhile they are just amazing: belches.

sasquatch I can handle...but you go too far, my friend, with buddy the elf!!!

I respond to Scottish!

Your butt is higher than mine.

I don't like to hear myself breathe...

My beet experiment did not go well.

Sorry. Wait.

OK. Sorry. I was still in French in my brain..

Yours is hot, mine is not hot.

Mmmm, wait, yes it is. It was just one little area that wasn't hot.

She has the nipple equivalent of a wandering eye...

With a name like that, it smells like Disney!

No matter how you spell it, you still have to haul it!

I face-melt myself all the time!

I'll be the loopy one!

I'll soak up any props I happen to stumble upon.

Keith knows poop!

If you're little, it's big.

I'll see your patch and raise you a peanut butter cup.

We'll just let sleeping catheters lie.

This office has that "new car smell".

I've been an oddity all my life.

I am your Sherpa!

What was a wasp doing in your bathing suit?

If you look at the guy wrong, he gets a bruise.

If it looks like gout and walks like gout, it's gout.

I'm going to take my "Oooooooo!" back!

(Cue the flying monkeys)

He's really focused on the poopin' part.

I was vacationing in my mind.

There's been a decline in his skin.

I was going for more of the "slouch".

Some people are OK with not being OK.

I took one for the team by taking the funky cupcake.

It's not a computer glitch, it's a "me" glitch.

Hey, ya gotta celebrate SOMETHING!

The ball is in God's court.

Have some reverence for the cranky.

I told you guys, we're tricky clappers!

Oh my. Leslie, not Linda!!!
Weekend, here I come!

Don't slosh when you pick up those things.

You made the error of confusing my lack of emotional maturity with the inexorable progression of chronological age.

Are we still picking the shrapnel out of our teeth?

OOOOP.
Scott just texted. ;)

They're bugs, so they can get on clothes....

He was jumping around like a chicken.

A best friend lick is always appreciated

Do you taste pennies? I smell toast!

You're welcome to get your own personal squirt.

He gets huffy and puffy.

She needs permanent placement indefinitely.

My fingers and my brain are not working together today. 

Larry, the three legged man.

His wife has this stuff called butt paste.

We need more pigs.

My name is Agubada!

It doesn't have to be long to cause pain.

Hopefully more the garden than the sock.

You've got goop everywhere I look.

The inconsistency is consistent.

He's got a great window complete with quarreling squirrels!

I think the one that's oozing is probably yours...

Just because they look hipster doesn't mean they ARE hipster.