Hey, ya gotta celebrate SOMETHING!

The ball is in God's court.

Have some reverence for the cranky.

I told you guys, we're tricky clappers!

Oh my. Leslie, not Linda!!!
Weekend, here I come!

Don't slosh when you pick up those things.

You made the error of confusing my lack of emotional maturity with the inexorable progression of chronological age.

Are we still picking the shrapnel out of our teeth?

OOOOP.
Scott just texted. ;)

They're bugs, so they can get on clothes....

He was jumping around like a chicken.

A best friend lick is always appreciated

Do you taste pennies? I smell toast!

You're welcome to get your own personal squirt.

He gets huffy and puffy.

She needs permanent placement indefinitely.

My fingers and my brain are not working together today. 

Larry, the three legged man.

His wife has this stuff called butt paste.

We need more pigs.

My name is Agubada!