I have tights, and itchy nipples. I am ready.

We can eat out of ugly tonight...

I wouldn't know what to do with your sausages!!!

I was trying to get temples out of my mouth

Have you ever thought about being a more helpful Higher-Self?

It's just my luck to have a snarky higher-self

It's always better when it's someone else's camel!

If you smell beer, it's my feet...

I take my rexing very seriously over here!

Tastes like squash but it looks like pickles.

So I was gonna ask you, oh, wait -- now why was he in prison again?

Well, hell! I can pee any time you want me to!

It used to be easier, when we had legs!

Don't steal my limelight!

She dropped her drawers for me and I saw the stage II, but she turned me down for a low-profile Roho or a mini-max...

She's curt but she's very friendly...

Responds well to corn bread

I am my own worst temptation.

I don't want to go to the Christian Heaven!

I'll just try to keep my nose to myself!

Please note: R.M. and R.M. are two different people!

I'm already dead -- you can't shoot me.

Well, the expired margarine tastes fine to me...

I have my puffy sections... Not to worry.