I lost weight in my butt. I don't want to lose weight in my butt!

Tuna is an issue in our family.

I promise not to pee in your coffee.


This time.

We're not good listeners, but we love long stories.

I don't tend to go out into the middle of nowhere very often.

I love 'UNO' -- we get pretty raunchy!

If you share you butt's contents, you have to share your butt!

All my chunks are well-dispersed

I still eat wrinkled tomatoes

I'm erring on the side of:

"I don't want a squishy leaf"

I'm a brief aficionado. I'll tell him what's up!

If it's crackers,
Don't move it!

You have a very '-ish" view of "-ish"

He's a hugger

You're a smeller!!!

I'm destructive, so I'm careful

There's a lot of orifices in Head and Neck