Under her arms, looks...goooood!!

Excuse me just a second while I breath.

I think I might be indecisive...

If this keeps up we won't have any right feet left...

Here comes Snow White with testicles.

Spelled sideways her name is lemon.

Just like a Sandy Koufax fastball!

(...WHIFF!!!)

We wouldn't want to taint our genius with errant advertisements...

It's the week of the crazy daughters.

I trotted out my rusty Spanish.

I don't put catheters in dead bodies.

I don't think she has the strength to scratch any more...

We be good but we be po

I'm now sitting in my car, thank you very much!

That smacking sound you heard?

 

Facepalm.

We like big talking.

He doesn't have a lot of breath to hold...

It was Dale Evans (nudge nudge, wink wink)

Now I'm a REAL boy!!!

Chickens should be able to cross without being questioned.

Every man needs a secret meatball.

That penny did not come out of me!

My Zombies don't chase me as much as I would like...

If I stop breathing I'll let you know...

She was an RV Master!

He had these gnarly toes......

We just got insulted and didn't know it!

Most of what I have is so round there's nothing to pinch.

On the cranky pants scale she can't get much higher

I'll wave whatever wands I can find…

There's two different ends...

Believe me! I took a canning class, so I know!

There's too many tears here and I'm allergic!

Hey, there's a lot of candy left in my piñata!

Especially in the dark crevices...

Download it or whatever.

There's a backside.

There is?

You've been moved up to the front of the back side!

She is just a little space cookie.

You have your own Vinnie.

I am using way too many letters...

You ain't got time to bleed.

Obviously skimming is more my style. Hehe.

I plan to call her malady

well, like the stoned girlfriend said...

I am so nice to you compared with how I'm feeling......

I was getting worried I would have to cancel my appointment with baby Jesus!

You out-ughed me.

Sorry for the chest pain I just caused.

We never know what that colon looks like until we get in there...

I'll see you that "heavier sigh" and raise you a primal scream.

N's only work when I kick my keyboard...