It's nice to be schmoozed.

Back to vacation. Just wanted to make sure there weren't any mishaps in the staffing ether.

Give me a few minutes and then everybody synch.

If it's green the cat will eat it.

I don't like to type with my fingers...

I am coiffed and coffee imbibed good to go!

Oh. It must be that 'human' part of your genome...

I hunt because when it comes to the end of the world you'll want a redneck on your team.

I like my beer out of a wine glass.

You have reached the number you have called.

I've got too many people swimming in my head right now.

Don't confuse me with the facts. I wanna sing.

Don't touch that honey. You don't know where those bees have been.

When the family's ready, you'd better go.

I'm like a chalkboard -- there's nothing there...

I'm a temporary vegan.

She was our stand-in salmon

You don't see many women with beards.

Sorry about the "honey" part.

She seems to be a little rounder each time I go.

Anti-coagulation is overrated.

...what do you expect, pom poms?

Rebecca is our guru.

Is there anything better than eating tacos in a limo?

Am I going to sneeze, or am I going to just sit here and have a  tickle?

chest hair lol

Hooray for babies!

I never have any fun when I vomit.

I really like skating, I just don't like wearing skates.

I'm mucho magnanimous!

He is like Jello: if you put him in a chair he just sort of starts oozing down.

I've got 8 BRA's, which should keep me busy for awhile.

Blurb, dude!

The plan will be "find out what's the plan".

Never apologize for thinking.

My computer just died and my brain is going with it.

My ear just doesn't see like it used to...

Can you bark like a dog?

Pain makes my nipples 3D.

It ain't the flu unless you barf things you've only thought about eating.

I just like to say "Zelma". It makes a whitebread feel ethnic.

Can I blow the Julie whistle?

Only a nurse can eat and talk about poop.

I have a problem with muskporn

I thought I knew what was happening...but then it changed

She's probably just as dead as she was.

It's not fun when they're agitated.

If this is a test, you get an 'A+' and I get a 'you suck'

I should have a beeper in my butt.

I didn't know Satan had a terminal disease.