So far we be good and tucked...

Do we have to do some regulatory "stuff"?

We're just pushing and punting...

She just kind of rides her own merry-go-round and we do what we can for her every time she swings on by...

The blander the better

Sometimes, you just have to pee in the dark

How palliative of you!

This is what focus sounds like.

I'm only speeding 'cause I really have to poop!

Our problem is: length and width.

Please! Don't say 'penis' -- it's Christmas!!!

John has anointed me to talk about his bowels.

You're nodding your head like you know something.

We're going to have to be a little more OCD about our opiates...

Sometimes it feels like it takes an act of Congress to wipe my butt!

Death is the first step to insanity.

(Sorry about the bilingual mish-mash)

Prayer isn't exactly like making sausage...

He's as pleasant as Punch

I'm an analog person in a digital world.

Tahnks!

I hate it when the mangos aren't ripe.

Hey! I'm just the comedy conduit. 

I don't know whether to rub it on her or lick my hands.

He's getting spots everywhere....

You can hear me coming with my clicky shoes...

Now you know why I was hanging things out of my nose...

Woo hoo! Incompetence, you are my friend!

If you're concerned about not being able to get it out...don't put it in.

It is angry-looking, like a tumor would be...

You are who I am supposed to be

I got a big dose of big stinky yellow dog.

It's not every day that you see a spider crawl out of your salami!

See, there're moons everywhere!

How will I know if I can go home if I can't find my stick?

Urine is clear and beautiful.

If it drains, let us know...

I seem to get there when John's constipated...

Well, it's been over a month so I shouldn't talk...

It hasn't gotten bigger, but it does weep.

Sorry, when I got paged my brain went backward.

Grab your muffin and git!

She's just a little dwindler...

I guess everybody's 'verge' is a different width

You can lead a horse to water, blah blah...

The living room seems to be the place for dead flying ants...

Geography will be my challenge but I am a good juggler!

I'm not being lazy. I just don't know the link.

It's now Scott's plan to do something....

You still have my fish.